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Posted on 09/27/2013 5:34:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
41
posted on
09/27/2013 8:24:18 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Lucky9teen
Just curious
Is there a Lucky8Teen or a Lucky2Wenty?
42
posted on
09/27/2013 8:25:17 AM PDT
by
llevrok
("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
To: Lucky9teen
Answer is : The White House
Question: Where is one place that a brain eating amoeba would starve to death?
The adult is an Obama voter...
The fish is an ObamaFish taking a catch from a hard working citizen...
The kid looks like a future democrat to me...
To: N. Theknow
44
posted on
09/27/2013 8:34:36 AM PDT
by
diamond6
(Behold this Heart which has so loved men!" Jesus to St. Margaret Mary)
To: All
Not One Enemy!
Ya’ gotta love this guy!
Meet Walter Barnes - All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” 80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.
“Mr. Barnes, it’s obviously not a good morning for golf. It’s good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”
“I don’t have any,” he replied gruffly.
“Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?”
“Ninety-eight,” he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
“Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?”
The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, “I outlived all them @$$holes”
And he calmly returned to his seat.
45
posted on
09/27/2013 8:45:59 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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To: relentlessly
Re the bimbo taking the baseball... where were the adults responsible for that little girl? If that happened to my daughter I would’ve beaten the snot out that witch.
48
posted on
09/27/2013 8:49:52 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
To: Lucky9teen
49
posted on
09/27/2013 9:03:37 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
If the government shuts down who is going to lie to us,
steal our money and attack the constitution?
50
posted on
09/27/2013 9:35:33 AM PDT
by
Baynative
(Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.)
To: workerbee
How about the two guys high fiving the woman for wrecking the kid’s day?
51
posted on
09/27/2013 9:42:34 AM PDT
by
Baynative
(Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.)
To: Lucky9teen
52
posted on
09/27/2013 9:44:54 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Baynative
53
posted on
09/27/2013 9:50:13 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
Found this gif last night at work. Thought it was funny.
54
posted on
09/27/2013 10:53:15 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
To: RandallFlagg
Long time no see! I hope you are doing well.
55
posted on
09/27/2013 11:03:35 AM PDT
by
CSM
(Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: Lucky9teen
56
posted on
09/27/2013 12:23:54 PM PDT
by
MissTed
( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
To: Lucky9teen; Dogbert41; All
(A BIG Hat Tip To Freeper Dogbert41 For the punchline!!)
"Following Obama out of the restroom,
McCain suddenly realized he missed a spot."
57
posted on
09/27/2013 12:43:36 PM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: llevrok
“Does that make you the Nookee?”
Actually, it makes me thr NookER! Ont the receiving end would be the Nookee — That would be YOU! LOL!
58
posted on
09/27/2013 3:11:20 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in... See if that works.)
To: musicman
59
posted on
09/27/2013 3:47:20 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: musicman
60
posted on
09/27/2013 8:32:19 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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