Found it: http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-10-05
Anyone who thinks that cats are always stealthy hasn’t heard the 3 AM Thunderpaws Invitational at my place.
Mimi.
The stomping run of ruination!
Stealth was an alien concept to that cat, unless the situation involved mice.
Then she was death herself on velvet feet.
Otherwise she was as subtle as a rocket two by four to the face.