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Yoga fanatic drowned trying to achieve ‘enlightenment’ through near-death experience
Daily Mail Online ^ | October 30, 2013 | Lizzie Parry

Posted on 10/30/2013 10:42:42 AM PDT by Teotwawki

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To: Teotwawki
Ms Monrose told the hearing: 'I told him he should get out more, get a girlfriend and go to the pub and get drunk but he wasn’t interested.

Get a girlfriend.
Get drunk.
Or drown.
Tough choices...
21 posted on 10/30/2013 11:04:52 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
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To: Teotwawki
'died as a consequence of a near-death experience

Would that be considered an oxymoron?

22 posted on 10/30/2013 11:06:34 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Make sure you have removed the kleenex from your pockets before doing laundry)
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To: a fool in paradise

lol


23 posted on 10/30/2013 11:08:46 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: Red Badger
Did he float? If he did, he was successful

After about eight hours, probably... barring the presence of large, toothy fish.

24 posted on 10/30/2013 11:09:41 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Obama is so far in over his head, even his ears are beneath the water level.)
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To: a fool in paradise
Enlightment.


25 posted on 10/30/2013 11:12:04 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Teotwawki

Go to the light Luke!!!


26 posted on 10/30/2013 11:18:59 AM PDT by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: ScottinVA

He was in a quarry so I don’t think there would have been many large toothy fishies.............


27 posted on 10/30/2013 11:20:09 AM PDT by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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To: Hot Tabasco

No, he was just a plain moron...............


28 posted on 10/30/2013 11:20:54 AM PDT by Red Badger (Proud member of the Zeta Omicron Tau Fraternity since 2004...................)
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To: Billthedrill

“Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?”

I. Don’t. Know...


29 posted on 10/30/2013 11:21:23 AM PDT by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: Revolting cat!

Sometimes, one’s purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.


30 posted on 10/30/2013 11:22:25 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Teotwawki

Left him breathless.


31 posted on 10/30/2013 11:33:46 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Teotwawki

Bought a burrito from the “gut wagon” at the job site.....Now THAT was a near death experience!!


32 posted on 10/30/2013 11:43:02 AM PDT by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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To: a fool in paradise
aj YES the CLASSIC Obama Pose.....

there are a BUNCH of Similarly Postured Geniuses In Washington




33 posted on 10/30/2013 11:45:56 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/)
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To: Teotwawki
Dear Yoga Fanatic: "Flatliners" was a MOVIE.
34 posted on 10/30/2013 11:55:32 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
At least he didn't weigh the same as a duck.


35 posted on 10/30/2013 11:55:52 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

... or small rocks.


36 posted on 10/30/2013 12:35:26 PM PDT by glock rocks (Wasn't prohibition the "Law of the land?" Wasn't "the earth is flat" proven science? Charlatans!)
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To: PowderMonkey

He’s probably pinin’ for the fjords.


37 posted on 10/30/2013 12:37:57 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: glock rocks; Slings and Arrows

Or gravy. Or churches.


38 posted on 10/30/2013 12:39:08 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Teotwawki

Too near.....

Well, it cleans out the gene pool.


39 posted on 10/30/2013 12:48:52 PM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of faith....)
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To: Teotwawki

So is this officially considered a suicide?


40 posted on 10/30/2013 12:54:49 PM PDT by jughandle
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