10 Historical Euphemisms for Infidelity

Mental Floss ^ | November 3, 2013 | Adrienne Crezo

[Slings and Arrows]

You can understand why I posted this on a politics forum.

[Slings and Arrows]

They forgot "Mentoring the Intern."

[IncPen]

You can understand why I posted this on a politics forum.

Because we're screwed?

[canuck_conservative]

11. “I did not have relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.”

[ToastedHead]

Cause if I’m looking to “carry some tackle” I’d like it to be with a dude who won’t cancel out my vote?

[Darksheare]

Smoking a cigar.

[Slings and Arrows]

Smoking a cigar.

Pre- or post-human humidor?

[Slings and Arrows]

Over and over. With no lube.

[nickcarraway]

[nickcarraway]

Wearing the horns.

[Daffynition]

Carlos Danger and *grown apart*.

*Your place or mine?*

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Another mule kickin’ in your stall?

[raybbr]

Cause if I’m looking to “carry some tackle” I’d like it to be with a dude who won’t cancel out my vote?

Sure hoping you're a woman. :^O

[Larry Lucido]

I find this very “strange.” (Get it? Strange?)

[null and void]

nully *waving*

[Tax-chick]

“Whose bed have your boots been under?”

[Slings and Arrows]

That would be a good title for a folk song.

[Tax-chick]

That’s what I thought, too.

[ToastedHead]

Yes, of the six available choices of sex, I consider myself the “woman” variety.

[ToastedHead]

Hi. I am available if you have treasure you’d like to pour into my lap. Be forewarned, however, I intend to take half when the game is over.