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There Should Be A Kitten Delivery Service In Every Town Across This Country
The Consumerist ^ | October 29, 2013 | Mary Beth Quirk

Posted on 11/04/2013 8:31:54 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

When our readers tell us they want more of something — in this case, stories about cats because who can ever get enough of those? — we listen. And we want that same listening spirit to extend to whoever might be able to set up a service that brings kittens to your door for some playtime and cuddly cat times in every town across this great country we call home.

As I type these words and you read them, there’s a magical event underway in Seattle, New York and San Francisco: To celebrate National Cat Day, car service Uber has teamed up with Cheezburger to bring kittens to the people.

Here’s how I Can Haz UberKITTENS works, as explained on Uber’s blog — it’s essentially a service that will bring you a bunch of kitten friends for a limited amount of time:

1. Download the Uber app for iPhone or Android
2. Between 11am – 4pm today, request the “KITTENS!” option via your app
3. If the furry friends are available, you and your buds will be enjoying 15 minutes of snuggles and cupcakes made by the famous Ace of Cakes, Duff Goldman and his team at Charm City Bakery.

The $20 is charged directly to your Uber account, and all of the proceeds will be donated to local shelters in each participating city, with the option to donate more as well as to adopt some of the kittens. That all depends on well those kittens snuggle, of course.

I don’t know why we can’t have this all of the time, everywhere, because it’s a win-win. A win for kittens because they get snuggled and a win for humans also because we get snuggled. Or at least batted at with tiny, adorable needle claws. So cute. Act fast though — kittens are limited. KITTENS.


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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"Thanks for the link, Gefn!"

1 posted on 11/04/2013 8:31:55 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on 11/04/2013 8:32:42 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I'd like a dozen please

3 posted on 11/04/2013 8:34:54 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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To: from occupied ga

So, is this kid still alive?


4 posted on 11/04/2013 8:36:16 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag

5 posted on 11/04/2013 8:38:31 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows

They don’t have Chinese take-out in some places??

/s


6 posted on 11/04/2013 8:39:16 AM PST by GeronL
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To: Slings and Arrows

Isn’t this just the cat’s pajamas? Pussy delivered to your door.

Let’s all order a trainload of cats shipped to the White Hut.


7 posted on 11/04/2013 8:40:17 AM PST by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Awwwwww. I think I have adopted a 9 year old cat, much to the consternation of my husband. There was an elderly lady at church this weekend wearing a jacket that was embroidered with “My best friends are my 2 collies” on the back and pictures (in embroidery) of her dogs. We smiled at her and told her that we liked her jacket.

The next thing we knew, she was pressuring us to take a cat that belonged to her friend who had been admitted to a nursing home. The cat would have to be put down if they didn’t find a home because nobody could take him. Guess who offered to take him?

Right now the adoption depends upon the cat’s check up with a vet (their idea). Unfortunately “Peanuts” is a front declawed male, so he can’t go outside. I don’t know if he has been neutered. I really don’t need a cat, but I don’t want to be responsible for him being euthanized either.

Everybody hold a good thought for me and the cat and my disappproving husband.


8 posted on 11/04/2013 8:41:06 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: martin_fierro

Some assembly required.


9 posted on 11/04/2013 8:41:48 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thank You! The Bell Still Echoes! May the kittahs roam and may each of us be prepared!


10 posted on 11/04/2013 8:41:50 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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11 posted on 11/04/2013 8:42:47 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: from occupied ga

You like little foreign boys ?


12 posted on 11/04/2013 8:43:52 AM PST by al baby (Hi Mom ;Sarcasm is my bidness)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sounds as sensible as a fried puppy delivery service.

At least there’s a customer. In the WH.


13 posted on 11/04/2013 8:44:34 AM PST by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com/2013/10/04/nicolae-hussein-obama/)
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To: al baby

Do you still sell crack?


14 posted on 11/04/2013 8:45:09 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Pray tell me why a front de-clawed male cat cannot go outside.


15 posted on 11/04/2013 8:46:22 AM PST by BipolarBob
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To: Gaffer

dunno. Good picture to give “scale” to the snake.


16 posted on 11/04/2013 8:52:30 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

I can’t imagine anyone would go to the trouble and expense of declawing a cat without neutering him. Older cats adapt pretty easily, and I think everything will be fine. Perhaps you could post a picture later?


17 posted on 11/04/2013 8:53:24 AM PST by Excellence (All your database are belong to us.)
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To: BipolarBob

He would be unable to defend himself if attacked.


18 posted on 11/04/2013 8:55:49 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Congratulations on your new family member.


19 posted on 11/04/2013 8:56:45 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: no-to-illegals

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.


20 posted on 11/04/2013 8:59:19 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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