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1 posted on 12/15/2013 7:28:49 AM PST by Doogle
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To: Chode

http://biggeekdad.com/2012/01/how-old-people-park-their-car/


2 posted on 12/15/2013 7:29:14 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Doogle
"How Old People Park Their Car...."


They hand their keys to the Valet. Older but so much wiser! ;-)
3 posted on 12/15/2013 7:35:01 AM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Doogle

As I learned, these are funny....until it’s your own father driving into the laundromat.

I laugh now...but that day and the few days later in the media were embarrassing.


4 posted on 12/15/2013 7:37:45 AM PST by Vermont Lt (If you want to keep your dignity, you can keep it. Period........ Just kidding, you can't keep it.)
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To: Doogle

Heh. I can do that.

(Always get the rental insurance.)


7 posted on 12/15/2013 7:54:45 AM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Doogle

Reminds me of Candid Camera.

The funniest one I saw was in black and white, probably one of the first episodes. A small mailbox on a pole was ‘talking’ to an older man, asking if the postman was nearby. He talked back and would flag people down and say, “This mailbox is talking to me!” and people would look at him funny and sidle away.


9 posted on 12/15/2013 7:57:20 AM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Doogle

Saw an old guy pull up to a gas pump in a ‘61 Cadillac: “filler her up!”

Attendant: “could you please back up a few feet?” The old man put the car in reverse, stomps on the gas pedal, burns rubber in a large arc out the gas station entrance, on to the highway, back in to another entrance, and finally smashes into the pump, backwards, at 30mph, leaving a great ring of thick white smoke. The attendants put out the ensuing fire and call the police.

Police: “may I see your license sir?” The old man hands the cop his license. The cop reads the license, and then, looking at the old man, tares it up.

The funniest part of the episode was the deadpan stance of the attendant. He didn’t move a muscle or change expression during the old man’s excursion. It was like everything was perfectly normal. Ho hum.


12 posted on 12/15/2013 8:01:21 AM PST by Born to Conserve
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To: Doogle

What so special, doesn’t everyone do it this way.. Geeez, this new generation.. :)


13 posted on 12/15/2013 8:08:13 AM PST by carlo3b (“Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad,” Henry Kissinger)
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To: Doogle

Down here in Louisiana we’ve been doing that for years. It starts off with a few beers and a “Hey y’all, watch this!”


14 posted on 12/15/2013 8:09:27 AM PST by NY Cajun
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To: Doogle

Thank you for my first lol of the day—that was hysterically funny!


17 posted on 12/15/2013 8:58:21 AM PST by Silentgypsy (Mondays should be outlawed.)
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To: Doogle

That was GREAT! Thanks!


18 posted on 12/15/2013 9:07:58 AM PST by 2harddrive
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To: Doogle

That was GREAT! Thanks!


20 posted on 12/15/2013 9:10:46 AM PST by 2harddrive
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To: Doogle

This story reminds me of when I was a wee lad in the 50’s. There was an old guy in town that we called “Old Man Wright”. Anytime we saw him downtown getting ready to parallel park we had to run over and watch.

He would first back into the car behind him and then ram the car in front of him before settling somewhere in the middle. To us young kids this was hilarious.


25 posted on 12/15/2013 10:00:31 AM PST by Parley Baer
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