(twice in one night)
Posted on 12/19/2013 8:39:23 PM PST by doug from upland
Why not? Once you change the definition there will be another person or group wanting to change it for them.
MAN PLANS TO MARRY GOAT - A REAL STORY FROM BRAZIL
Awww, he fell in love with the goat about two years ago.
Bwahaha - first comment: Still gonna be a better wedding then the Royal Wedding 4 years ago.
A: Bi-sexual, of course.
(twice in one night)
Q. What do you call a Muzzie woth a herd of goats?
A. A polygamist
LOL!!
Wait till they find out all 72 virgins look like Miss Piggy.
You do realize, of course, that the Muslims invented the condom back in 1873. They used the large intestine of a goat.
In 1878, the British improved upon this Muslim condom by removing the intestine from the goat.
OK, Is it a male or female goat?
I’ve heard of men marrying their kids’ nanny, but this is ridiculous!
A note of caution from Sudan: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3103613/posts
Just what does the goat’s family have to say about
marrying a 74 year old man?
In related news...
Man Who Raped Goat Gets 10 Years, Faced Animal In Court
December 3, 2013
A Kenyan man who was caught performing a lewd act with a grazing female goat faced the animal in court in a bizarre trial last Friday. Katana Kitsao Gona was sentenced to 10 years in prison, as the abused goat looked on.
Kenyan publication The Star and United Kingdom’s Metro reported on the Gona bestiality case, which unfolded on November 25. Gona was caught after a local man who went to relive himself on a bush caught Gona naked and sexually abusing the goat, according to a report from Prosecuting chief inspector Jimmy Kimaru. ...”
more at link:
http://hiphopwired.com/2013/12/03/man-charged-goat-10-years-assault/
A. You do realize, of course, that the Muslims invented the condom back in 1873. They used the large intestine of a goat.
B. In 1878, the British improved upon this Muslim condom by removing the intestine from the goat.
C. In 2008 gays improved upon this British/muslim condom by marrying another gay, and using his large intestine.
D. In 2013 gays attempted to improve it even more by removing it from their living gay partner but he died and it was unsuccessful, so they went back to using goats [A].
Dude, please see the later thread where another man’s goat wife died, we want to save you from the grief.
Better to just marry a human girl and when she dies there will be enough bad feeling (even if you had a happy marriage) so you won’t be totally devastated, like you will be when your goat-wife kicks el bucketo.
LOL
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