Chuck Norris answers the Van Damme Volvo 'split'

Breitbart ^ | December 20, 2013 | John Hayward

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Chuck Norris answers the Van Damme Volvo 'split' by John Hayward 20 Dec 2013, 8:24 AM PDT

Here's a refresher of the amazing Jean Claude Van Damme Volvo ad in which he does a split between two moving trucks, accomplished with no special effects trickery:

[trisham]

Holy cow. Every muscle in my body tensed up. I was sure he was a goner.

[holden]

Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

When the Bogey Man goes to sleep, he looks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once went on vacation to the Virgin Islands. When he got back they were just called the Islands.

HF

[Hot Tabasco]

That’s not real because Chuck Norris don’t need no jets. He just says “boo” and the earth runs away from him. <

Everyone knows that but for those who are uniformed, such mediocre acts need to be recorded and disseminated over the internet......

[The Cajun]

You got to wonder, how does one practice for that?

[DJ MacWoW]

There are people in this world that do absolutely crazy stuff.

[DJ MacWoW]

I think it’s a “one shot deal” with a lot of prayer. And diapers.

[The Cajun]

Got to be a lot of crazy involved, lots of crazy, LOL!

[DJ MacWoW]

Denial too. As in “This won’t hurt!”. lol

[TigersEye]

LOL That’s so funny I had to force myself to stop watching it.

[PLMerite]

I hope for Chuck’s sake he never starts to believe all this stuff.

[DoughtyOne]

It is rather mesmerizing... :^)

Your eyelids are getting heavy... you are very sleepy...

[TigersEye]

When I wake up will I be able to do a round house kick? ;^)

[DoughtyOne]

Yes, but you won’t be able to hit anything with it except the floor, when your posterior lands on it. LOL

[FredZarguna]

Van Damme is only 20 years younger than Norris, so Chuck will have to be weighed down by several hundred kilos of bird-shot on his arms and legs to make it fair.

[FredZarguna]

There are people in this world that do absolutely crazy stuff.

Yes, but even Chuck Norris isn't crazy enough to try to get healthcare at the 0bamacare web site.

That would be suicidal, even for him.

[BeauBo]

Thank goodness that no illness is foolish enough to take him on.

[Rodamala]

There is a behind the scenes video of the producer/director introducing JCVD to the commercial... it was filmed as you see it. The trucks are backing up... that was the feat they were trying to show off...the control and stability of the trucks.

[Popman]

That was awesome...