Posted on 12/21/2013 6:43:26 PM PST by Kartographer
Preppers' Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me; A cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Nine boxes of ammo, eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Ten cords of wood, nine boxes of ammo, eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Eleven types of flashlights, ten cords of wood, nine boxes of ammo, eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Twelve drums of fuel, eleven types of flashlights, ten cords of wood, nine boxes of ammo, eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.
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Funny!
Very nice!
“nine cans of ammo” sounds a bit better though. And it’s more ammo. ;~)
Not if they are wooden ammo ‘boxes’. ;-)
For a true prepper there aren’t 12 days left before Armageddon. Otherwise, why prep?
On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Free lectriciteeeee!!!!
(Well, I can wish, can’t I?)
;-)
So we’ll know ahead of time? How with Harold Camping camping six feet under now? And if so, then why prep?
I prep even for that. I have a couple body bags handy. As far as knowing ahead of time maybe maybe not, but paying attention, having a network and goo situational awareness can do wonders. There is also often a small window of time after the SHTF in which those who soonest come to grips with what has happen have a opportunity and where those that don’t become statistics.
Merry Christmas Kart, and a Very Survivable Armageddon!
You need to destroy the evidence of you destroying the evidence.
Nice! I like it! Merry Christmas to Kartographer and all our preppers and survivalists on FR!
10 cords of wood ? Oh the thought of it just gave ME wood.
In my town my neighbors have upwards of an acre on each property of seasoned wood. I’m so jealous. It’ll take me years to get to their level.
But you betcha - when Sandy hit ? We all had a better week than the week before. We still manage snow and debris together a year later.
The hospital had eight very sick people and four died - the other four are still very sick in the hospital. Two died of H1N1 and their kidneys stopped functioning which appears to happen if you have H1N1. Since Wednesday, a man in Tarrant County (Fort Worth is in Tarrant County), has died of H1N1 and his kidneys stopped functioning.
Today I made 16 bean soup Cajun style, and baked a blackberry cobbler. I don't know when it will be safe for me to venture outside to the grocery store but it doesn't matter - I can stay in this house many months if I have to and still have food.
H1N1 is going to be over Texas and it only takes one sick person going to another state to move it there. If you can take the flu shot, you should do it.
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