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Total freakin' vanity. :)
Boy do I have a twisted mind.
| Christmas Eve Day
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 12/24/2013 3:23:11 PM PST by Lazamataz
Where I work, Goodwill Enterprises does the janitorial work. The other day, two of the guys were eating lunch outside on the lawn, and one of them dropped some of his vegetables on the ground. I looked at them and said:
"Peas, on earth. Goodwill. Two men."
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A little holiday chuckle.
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:23:11 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
The scary part is that you came up with it stone cold sober.
/johnny
To: Berlin_Freeper
LOL! I saw that. How... festive! :)
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:25:25 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
Merry Christmas chucklehead!
And BTW, eat your peas.....
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:25:39 PM PST
by
caver
(Obama: Home of the Whopper)
To: JRandomFreeper
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:26:03 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
They had a sitcom about a family with an obsession for putting beef in a blender:
Boy, meat’s whirled.
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:26:04 PM PST
by
struggle
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:26:08 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: Lazamataz
Grooooan....But it did give me a chuckle, lol.
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:26:50 PM PST
by
berdie
To: Lazamataz
Merry Christmas, Laz.
/johnny
To: struggle
LOL! I suppose I deserve that. :)
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:27:10 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
Very little...
Merry Christmas, Laz!
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:27:44 PM PST
by
SauronOfMordor
(Socialists want YOUR wealth redistributed, never THEIRS!)
To: SauronOfMordor
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:28:20 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:28:24 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
To: JRandomFreeper
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:29:08 PM PST
by
Dog
(Founding member of the Osama Bin Laden was alive the whole time club..)
To: Lazamataz
A little holiday chuckle. Very little, actually. Chucklississimo, at best. Or perhaps a nanochuckle. But Merry Christmas anyway, Laz.
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:29:49 PM PST
by
Maceman
(Just say "NO" to tyranny.)
To: JRandomFreeper
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:30:27 PM PST
by
Dog
(Founding member of the Osama Bin Laden was alive the whole time club..)
To: Dog
To: Lazamataz
Hah! You really earned points with that one!
somewhere...
;-)
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posted on
12/24/2013 3:31:23 PM PST
by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
To: Dog; Jemian
Merry Christmas to you. This must be old home week.
/johnny
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