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SC woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel over lack of beer, police say
WCBD News 13 ^
| December 27, 2013
| Staff
Posted on 12/30/2013 6:20:46 AM PST by LucianOfSamasota
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You can't make this stuff up!
In a related story, Sen. Diane Feinstein (D-Cal) has proposed a nationwide ban on ceramic squirrels, receiving wide support from such groups as PETA, NAMBLA, and Idiot Al Franken (D-Wherever). Cindy Sheehan has formed a home for abused ceramic wildlife, and is accepting the largest donations you can send.
To: LucianOfSamasota
Now that’s something you don’t see every day.
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:22:02 AM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: LucianOfSamasota
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:22:54 AM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: LucianOfSamasota
Er, this sounds like an excess of beer, not a lack.
To: LucianOfSamasota
Normally this type of violence is reserved for McDonalds and chicken nuggets related issues.
Outside of that and Chucky Cheese, this is deplorable behavior.
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:24:08 AM PST
by
TurboZamboni
("PEACE ON EARTH TO MEN OF GOOD WILL".)
To: TurboZamboni
But perfectly expected and accepted behavior INSIDE Chuck E Cheese.
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:25:17 AM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: LucianOfSamasota
It is time to ban high capacity ceramic squirrels.
To: MrB
Somewhere there is a joke there about squirrels and nuts...
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:27:47 AM PST
by
kjam22
(my newest music video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7gNI9bWO3s)
To: proxy_user
Yup!
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:28:00 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: LucianOfSamasota
Next thing you know some body gonna say, “hold my beer and watch this”.
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:28:47 AM PST
by
Duckdog
(If it wasn't for NASCAR my TV would have gone out the window years ago!)
To: LucianOfSamasota
So they were out of beer. What I can’t understand is why they didn’t go into their well stocked wine cellar (which I am certain these folks have) and get a nice expensive French variety from the 1950’s.
They could have enjoyed that with a nice American Brie cheese.
To: LucianOfSamasota; TurboZamboni
A perfect example of the continuing relevance of Rule#17 of Mrs. Don’s Spousal Charter of Domestic Peace: always keep extra beer in the basement.
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:29:10 AM PST
by
Mrs. Don-o
(When all is said and done, a good deal more is said than done.)
To: HereInTheHeartland
I’m pretty sure the squirrel is to blame.
Rogue rodent!
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:30:47 AM PST
by
LucianOfSamasota
(Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: BenLurkin
Not nearly as pretty as the head on MY beer!
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:32:40 AM PST
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: HereInTheHeartland
>> What I cant understand is why they didnt go into their well stocked wine cellar
Hey, knock it off with the sarcastic “class warfare” already.
Besides, there’s no place to PUT a wine cellar in a singlewide trailer. :-)
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:33:33 AM PST
by
Nervous Tick
(Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
To: LucianOfSamasota
I’m picturing the police evidence locker; lined up with the sawed off shotguns, knives, crow bars and the like... a ceramic squirrel.
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:33:56 AM PST
by
Flick Lives
(Got a problem with the government? Have a complaint. Get a free IRS audit!)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:36:30 AM PST
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: Nervous Tick
Besides, theres no place to PUT a wine cellar in a singlewide trailer. :-) Isn't the "wine cellar" in a trailer where Old Blue sleeps?
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:38:25 AM PST
by
Flick Lives
(Got a problem with the government? Have a complaint. Get a free IRS audit!)
To: LucianOfSamasota
She probably also ran out of her stock of white lightning.
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posted on
12/30/2013 6:38:36 AM PST
by
AU72
To: HereInTheHeartland
What about a mason jar of ‘shine?
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