King Tut's Mummified Erect Penis May Point to Ancient Religious Struggle

LiveScience ^ | January 02, 2014 | Owen Jarus

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

“If condition persists for more than 5000 years consult your physician.”

Cialis Erectus. The pre hominoids.

To promote the continuation of the species...

[ToastedHead]

Great minds also know about detachable penises.

[Roscoe Karns]

I don’t know much about Egypt but I always thought King Tut’s mummified erect penis was pointing out exit ramps on the Cairo–Alexandria freeway.

[Fzob]

Maybe it is just my lack of knowledge about these things, but once you die doesn’t the penis stay flaccid? How exactly does one mummify an erect penis. Did he die with a permanent woodie?

[EagleUSA]

“I would imagine that that’s how the undertakers prepared the Kennedy brothers for burial, too.”

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I bet this has been passed to Billy Clinton and he has modified his Advanced Medical Directive to add this procedure...... :-)

[JoeProBono]

[SunkenCiv]

He’s the effin’ pharaoh, that’s how! ;’)

[Berosus]

It seems to me that an erection would make Tut look more like Min than Osiris. In today’s world, the only appropriate place for a picture of Min is on a Viagra label!

[al baby]

Well now we know why the piramids look the way they do

[PGR88]

If condition persists for more than 5000 years consult your physician.

I believe that in many cases, ancient herbal recipes can work MUCH better than our modern chemicals.....

[Roscoe Karns]

ROFLMAO!

[yarddog]

I think Ramses the Great should have gotten that treatment. He had over a hundred children.

[CrazyIvan]

It was cheap Scotch I spewed- so I’ll not hold you responsible this time..

[SunkenCiv]

Ramses’ tomb has the largest single room in the KV, this probably explains the height of the ceiling.

[SunkenCiv]

And the obelisks...

[SunkenCiv]

Heh... Geb’s, uh, endowment is edited out of the modern prudish reproductions from Islamic modern [sic] Egypt.

[Sivad]

I knew John Wayne Bobbitt wasn’t the first.

[JaguarXKE]

He should see his doctor. They say if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours...

[dfwgator]

They say if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours...

Forget calling the doctor....I'm calling EVERYBODY!

[martin_fierro]

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