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King Tut's Mummified Erect Penis May Point to Ancient Religious Struggle
LiveScience ^ | January 02, 2014 | Owen Jarus

Posted on 01/06/2014 6:58:14 PM PST by SunkenCiv

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To: al baby

>>> “Well now we know why the piramids look the way they do”

Hah! Egyptologists been scratching their heads for years and along comes as good a theory as any other, LOL.


81 posted on 01/07/2014 2:17:49 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: SunkenCiv

A very bright people but without duct tape...


82 posted on 01/07/2014 2:18:36 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: Titan Magroyne

The three cornerstones of a (pyramidal) civilization:

Duct Tape

WD40

The Crescent Wrench


83 posted on 01/07/2014 2:32:58 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: FreedomPoster
You have to love Amazon - product advice includes:

Novelty beer/soda bottle stopper. Only use Happy Man for intended purposes only.

84 posted on 01/07/2014 3:48:01 AM PST by NCjim (Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.)
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To: cripplecreek

Well what did they expect with this kind of stuff laying around?

85 posted on 01/07/2014 4:57:00 AM PST by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Travon... Felony assault and battery hate crime)
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To: ottbmare; BenLurkin
You’re terrible!


86 posted on 01/07/2014 5:24:05 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: SunkenCiv

C’mon, Man! The very first dirty joke I can remember hearing at age 8 or so, was about the petrified penis of King Tut.

And now you’re telling me it was true. My God, if the curse is also true I may still be in danger.


87 posted on 01/07/2014 6:57:10 AM PST by wildbill
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To: JoeProBono

See, this proves that the Egyptians were not sub Saharan Africans.

88 posted on 01/07/2014 7:38:14 AM PST by CodeJockey (Christian, Freeper, Tea Party Member, Bitter Clinger, Creepy White Cracker)
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To: dayglored

89 posted on 01/07/2014 8:59:14 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: SunkenCiv; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Slings and Arrows

A search of "Tut" and "D|ck" turned this up.

Go figure.

90 posted on 01/07/2014 9:02:37 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro; SunkenCiv; Charles Henrickson
his penis was mummified erect

Yet another aspect that, among the Pharaohs, made Tut ankhamun ....

91 posted on 01/07/2014 11:53:22 AM PST by mikrofon (Separating the man from the boy's...)
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To: GreenAccord

.... to NOT be the guy chosen to be the fluffer and mummy wrapper of the King’s staff and rod.

*****

An episode for “Dirty Jobs”.


92 posted on 01/07/2014 4:53:01 PM PST by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: wildbill

:’)


93 posted on 01/07/2014 5:15:44 PM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: maine-iac7

That author’s loony toons. Because he’s not a thinker (or a reader, apparently) he produces a loony “chronology” that loops back on itself like a moebius.


94 posted on 01/07/2014 5:18:17 PM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: Fred Nerks

Thanks!


95 posted on 01/07/2014 5:22:54 PM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: mikrofon

;’)


96 posted on 01/07/2014 5:25:16 PM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: bert

Back then they substituted scorpions for pancakes on top of heads.


97 posted on 01/07/2014 5:53:00 PM PST by Redcitizen (Never bring a tank to a Chuck Norris fight.)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL. What a freaking clown!


98 posted on 01/08/2014 10:21:26 AM PST by Constitution Day
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