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Tutankhamun was an Egyptian pharaoh who lived between roughly 1343 and 1323 B.C. Often called the "boy-king," he ascended the throne at around the age of 10. Credit: Horemweb | Wikimedia.

Tutankhamun was an Egyptian pharaoh who lived between roughly 1343 and 1323 B.C. Often called the

1 posted on 01/06/2014 6:58:15 PM PST by SunkenCiv
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Cue up Steve Martin...


2 posted on 01/06/2014 6:59:59 PM PST by Eric in the Ozarks ("Say Not the Struggle Naught Availeth.")
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To: SunkenCiv

Straight up?


3 posted on 01/06/2014 7:00:02 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: SunkenCiv

I refuse to believe that headline was accidental. BTT


5 posted on 01/06/2014 7:00:40 PM PST by Billthedrill
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9 posted on 01/06/2014 7:04:38 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Well, he does has a stiff upper lip...


10 posted on 01/06/2014 7:04:55 PM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: martin_fierro

Ping Tut!!!


11 posted on 01/06/2014 7:05:07 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: SunkenCiv

I would imagine that that’s how the undertakers prepared the Kennedy brothers for burial, too.


12 posted on 01/06/2014 7:05:28 PM PST by OldPossum ("It's" is the contraction of "it" and "is"; think about ITS implications.)
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I never thought I'd find a way to work this into a post on FR, but my wife has a wine bottle stopper in the shape of a man - how shall I say? His titanic member seals the bottle shut.



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17 posted on 01/06/2014 7:08:39 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Mlichael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
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To: SunkenCiv

If there were any struggle, it would probably have been the struggle to NOT be the guy chosen to be the fluffer and mummy wrapper of the King’s staff and rod.

So let it be written, so let it be done.


18 posted on 01/06/2014 7:09:46 PM PST by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: SunkenCiv

“Tutankhamun’s mummified penis eventually broke off...”

Hate when that happens.


19 posted on 01/06/2014 7:10:22 PM PST by ToastedHead
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To: SunkenCiv

Has Dick Turban been notified?


20 posted on 01/06/2014 7:11:07 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: SunkenCiv

The workmanship and beauty of that gold headdress or whatever it is called is absolutely stunning.


22 posted on 01/06/2014 7:14:11 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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To: SunkenCiv

I didn’t really want to read about this when i’m anticipating riding my bike to work tomorrow morning in about 7-10 degrees. I hope that if i freeze to death someone will... well i hope.


26 posted on 01/06/2014 7:21:51 PM PST by kvanbrunt2 (i don't believe any court in this country is operating lawfully anyway)
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To: SunkenCiv

Was it really a petrified penis or the remains of something that crept into the crypt and crapped?


29 posted on 01/06/2014 7:23:23 PM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Maybe it was a sundial?


33 posted on 01/06/2014 7:27:58 PM PST by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Regenerative Powers - yeah, that’s my excuse.


37 posted on 01/06/2014 7:30:22 PM PST by posterchild
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I don’t know much about Egypt but I always thought King Tut’s mummified erect penis was pointing out exit ramps on the Cairo–Alexandria freeway.


43 posted on 01/06/2014 7:36:09 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: SunkenCiv

Maybe it is just my lack of knowledge about these things, but once you die doesn’t the penis stay flaccid? How exactly does one mummify an erect penis. Did he die with a permanent woodie?


44 posted on 01/06/2014 7:36:22 PM PST by Fzob (Jesus + anything = nothing, Jesus + nothing = everything)
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46 posted on 01/06/2014 7:38:38 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: SunkenCiv

Well now we know why the piramids look the way they do


49 posted on 01/06/2014 7:47:57 PM PST by al baby (Hi MomÂ… I was refereeing to Obama)
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