Woody Allen is not a choice role model for the career criminal.
("I have a gub." -- from "Take the Money and Run")
Posted on 01/07/2014 5:52:10 PM PST by nickcarraway
Poor penmanship is not a crime, but it landed a man in jail for attempted bank robbery.
Police say 29-year-old Jamal Garrett entered the Wells Fargo Bank in the 2600 block of Somerville Road in Antioch and handed the teller a note.
Police said the teller was unable to read the note due to poor handwriting. When she called her manager for help, they say, Garrett slipped out the back door.
Police found him soon after. He was arrested for attempted bank robbery and outstanding parole violations.
I have a gub.
What’s a gub?
This is a robbery. Hand over the money.
This is a robbery. Hand over the money.
This is a robbery. Hand over the money.
This is a robbery. Hand over the money.
This is a robbery. Hand over the money.
“Take the Money and Run”, an old Woody Allen movie.
Same schtick. The bank robbery scene was pretty funny.
He has some OUTSTANDING parole violations!
Are outstanding higher than fabulous parole violations on the scale of violations?
The teller:
You wonder if this guy was just trying to get back into prison.
apt natural I have a gub
http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/224555/Take-the-Money-and-Run-Movie-Clip-Gub.html
No Child Left Behind?
“Air in the hands, motherstickers! This is a f**k up”!
At one time, that was my bank. Not WF, but *that particular* WF.
What if the note really said, "I'd like to open a checking account"?
Bank Teller #1: Does this look like “gub” or “gun”?
Bank Teller #2: Gun. See? But what does “abt” mean?
Virgil: It’s “act”. A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.
Bank Teller #1: Oh, I see. This is a holdup?
all my parole violations have been mediocre at best.
Poor handwriting on stickup note non-ping?
That’s funny!
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