Jeez, the NSA is really watching me...
Posted on 01/10/2014 5:46:05 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Sorry, left a cliffhanger on this one... Here’s the whole joke again:
A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest, he tells the shepherd, “I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock.”The shepherd thinks it over. It’s a big flock, so he takes the bet.The man looks around and answers, “869.” The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right.The shepherd says, “Okay, I’m a man of my word, take an animal.” The man picks one up and begins to walk away.”Wait,” cries the shepherd, “let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation.” The man agrees.”You are an accountant for the government,” says the shepherd.”Amazing!” responds the man. “You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?””Well,” says the shepherd, “put down my dog and I will tell you.”
Jeez, the NSA is really watching me...
I’ve always loved that one too. I was talking about it with one of my sisters and we decided that it could very well have come from our own family back in the 60’s. :)
Oh my gosh, that’ll be a birthday to remember. He was covering the little kid’s mouth too... presumably to keep him from firing a loogie on the cake when he tried to help blow it out. :)
Spectacular! Thanks, upchuck.
Gads! I hope someone dumped ice water on his head. That’s a good way to cook your brains.
Hair is hard to put out, especially with an accelerant on it.
i made those at a Standard Meat Plant in Lampasas Texas
The Egg Yellows and Whites showed up in 55 gallon drums we put the yellows in small skinny bags froze them then stripped the bag off then hung the yellow in a bunch of ligquid whites and refroze them...
mmm mmm mmm
Pizza Hut and Mr Gatti’s used them
Didn’t you cook them? I always thought those were formed with hot extruders....
yeah they were boiled in the bag the Blast frozen sorry I left that part out...
Kinda important huh...sal men el a ~~~ lol
Sal Monella. Used to play third base for the Braves.
Hmmm...
Halostatue used to be my screenname on FR.
‘Til I got kicked off. For what, no one has ever told me.
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That Joke is from Jethro in the Beverly Hillbillies
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