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Actually, Your Cat Thinks You Are a Giant Cat
Time ^ | Jan. 07, 2014 | Kyle Chayka

Posted on 01/12/2014 12:13:45 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

If you own a cat, you probably identify as something like its mother, albeit a human version, who feeds it, entertains it, and licks its fur to keep it clean (hopefully not). Unfortunately, your cat sees your pet-owner relationship much differently, according to the new book Cat Sense by English biologist Dr. John Bradshaw. It actually thinks you’re a “larger, non-hostile” cat.

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When a cat kneads your body or the surface of a bed, it’s a behavior that’s meant for its mother’s belly, a message to keep milk flowing. Rubbing up against a human leg or hand is a way of treating you as another cat, “the clearest way cats show their affection for us,” Bradshaw explains. Leaving dead rats around the house isn’t a way of “feeding” their owners, but rather, the cats want a safe place to eat their kill. When they actually take a bite of the victim, they realize their normal human-delivered cat food tastes way better. And if you’ve ever seen a rat in any major city, this should be obvious.

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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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It's a step up from "servant," I guess.
1 posted on 01/12/2014 12:13:45 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on 01/12/2014 12:14:54 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Actually, my sister's dog think that she's human and that our job is to cater to her every whim.

Smart dog. She's right.

3 posted on 01/12/2014 12:17:47 AM PST by Eagles6 (Valley Forge Redux)
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To: Slings and Arrows

How do you know you’re not a giant cat?


4 posted on 01/12/2014 12:18:29 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

“It actually thinks you’re a “larger, non-hostile” cat”

Well, that’s better than “pathetic thrall whom I shall allow to continue to serve me until I get *completely* bored with it.” Which is how I think most cats see us.

Oddly enough, it’s how I think most Democratic politicians see us, too.


5 posted on 01/12/2014 12:19:51 AM PST by DemforBush (Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream?)
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To: nickcarraway

Meow!


6 posted on 01/12/2014 12:22:34 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Naahhh.... My cat (now unfortunately deceased at 24 yrs old) Always thought I was a giant cat food vending machine. All she had to do was whine loud enough and out popped the food.

And for some strange reason I kinda still miss that.

7 posted on 01/12/2014 12:27:01 AM PST by Bullish (America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hmm, I’ve seen stories where cats attack their humans...why’s that...do the humans suddenly become a threat???


8 posted on 01/12/2014 12:31:38 AM PST by RginTN
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To: Slings and Arrows

I fear that once the cat learns how to open his tuna tins himself , I will be rendered redundant. (Yet Another human casualty of the Great Obama Depression’s ever- increasing unemployment )


9 posted on 01/12/2014 12:34:31 AM PST by faithhopecharity (now)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m lucky she lets us live here. We’ll be homeless if she figures out how to open the cans.


10 posted on 01/12/2014 12:35:36 AM PST by ToastedHead
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To: RginTN

Some cats, like some people, just aren’t right in the head. Trust me.


11 posted on 01/12/2014 12:40:19 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ToastedHead

Nah, she’ll still let you offer her tribute.


12 posted on 01/12/2014 12:40:42 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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It actually thinks you’re a “larger, non-hostile” cat.

13 posted on 01/12/2014 12:43:51 AM PST by Bratch
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s why a pet fish in a fish tank works for me. No chance of the small ones attacking one.


14 posted on 01/12/2014 12:44:55 AM PST by RginTN
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To: Bratch

Don’t know about her, but I’m feeling no hostility.


15 posted on 01/12/2014 12:46:56 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Maybe she’ll let me in from the backyard once a day to do scoops. I’ll stand at the door with a dead bird in my mouth.


16 posted on 01/12/2014 12:48:32 AM PST by ToastedHead
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To: RginTN

True. OTOH, not much purring or chin skritchies.


17 posted on 01/12/2014 12:49:29 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ToastedHead

Now you’re speaking her language!


18 posted on 01/12/2014 12:49:58 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Maybe now would be a good time to explain to her why its annoying when she flicks little Fancy Feast pieces around her food bowl on the floor.

(Yeah, right. I need this job too much to make a complaint.)


19 posted on 01/12/2014 12:58:43 AM PST by ToastedHead
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There's something calming watching fish go about in a fish tank.

Also fish don't bite. Very low maintenance pets.

But I totally get the comfort cats & dogs can give. Its so easy to talk to them they meow or bark back while fish do nothing.

20 posted on 01/12/2014 12:59:03 AM PST by RginTN
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