Posted on 01/15/2014 10:05:08 AM PST by null and void
Police collar birthday girl, 47, promenading in her birthday suit
JANUARY 15--A naked woman wearing a pair of angel wings was arrested early yesterday after police spotted her walking on an Arkansas street.
Christine Lawrence, 47, was busted for indecent exposure after a pair of Mountain Home Police Department officers responded to a 3:20 AM call about “a female walking down the middle of the road with nothing on besides angel wings,” according to a police report.
When one patrolman sought to speak with Lawrence, she fled into her nearby Circle Drive residence. As Lawrence was subsequently being arrested, she struggled with police, leading to an additional charge of resisting arrest.
The police report does not indicate why Lawrence was promenading in her birthday suit, though yesterday happened to be her birthday.
Seen in the above mug shot, Lawrence was booked into the Baxter County jail on the two misdemeanor charges. She remains locked up in lieu of $790, and is scheduled for a February 4 court appearance.
Maybe they’re afraid she’ll turn up on the street naked again, only in daylight.
Awww, a CHERUB!
Happy birthday bump.
Auditioning for Victoria’s Secret?
Every time a bell rings...
Ugh...that’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Guilty! You are to be hanged by the neck until dead (or until your wings lift you back up to the platform)!
That would be 4 then? I mean, how many angels fly around with just one wing? None. They'd be flying around in a tight circle if they could fly at all.
So, the title is correct. But, “pair of angel wings” is.....superfluous. At best. What are they teaching these kids at journalism school these days? Oh. BTW. Guilty!! Lock'er up and thrown away the key!
I never much believed angels wore robes.
Arf.
IS that Mountain Home, Idaho? I have neighbors who are from there. Wonder if they know this nut? Small town-biggest ‘fun’ is a bowling alley, so I hear. Bet this spiced things up!
The police report does not indicate why Lawrence was promenading in her birthday suit, though yesterday happened to be her birthday.
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Sounds like a logical explanation.
What is wrong with people today?!
A naked skank steals some wings?
Seraphims have six wings. One pair covers their face. One pair covers their feet. One pair they use to fly with.
Moochelle should be a modified seraphim-feet, face, just add the booty and we’re home free.
How 'bout you show me yours instead? >}:-})>
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