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Al Gore’s S.S. Burning Planet Expedition Hits Snag…
Canada Free Press ^
| 1/21/2014
| William Kevin Stoos
Posted on 01/21/2014 7:36:25 AM PST by rktman
-Satire
It was the Year 2014fifth anniversary of Al Gores confident prediction that in five years the polar ice will melt. [sic] And a band of true believers Australian scientists and global warming experts led by experienced skipper Harold Chips Ahoyset out to confirm and document the prediction of their hero and International Guru of Climate Change (formerly known as Global Warming) Al Gore.
(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...
TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: gorebullwarming; satirical
Satire with just a hint of truth. These asshats don't find us funny at all if we deny the "truth". Such tolerant individuals eh?
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posted on
01/21/2014 7:36:26 AM PST
by
rktman
To: rktman
Those five year plans never work out.
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posted on
01/21/2014 7:41:55 AM PST
by
Olog-hai
To: rktman
What is not funny is the jaw dropping magnitude of stupidity in America. A good number of Americans are unable to think for themselves. Whatever the media tells them, they believe. In spite of record cold, and over a decade of no climate change, a lot of Americans believe in global warming. The media ignores incorrect predictions, and errors in computer models, and most Americans are unable to do the most basic research on their own.
A good number of Americans think the economy is doing well too.
We are screwed. We are riding this plane all the way to the crash site.
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posted on
01/21/2014 7:46:53 AM PST
by
brownsfan
(Behold, the power of government cheese.)
To: brownsfan
When you’re riding in first class, you get there just a tad quicker. LOL!
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posted on
01/21/2014 7:49:58 AM PST
by
rktman
(Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
To: brownsfan
We are screwed. We are riding this plane all the way to the crash site.Tower, we got one engine turning and one engine burning, call the equipment were coming in.
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posted on
01/21/2014 7:58:12 AM PST
by
usurper
(Liberals GET OFF MY LAWN)
To: rktman
The most ludicrous climate change explanation that the recent freezing of North America is really caused by global warming is that it is warmer in the southern hemisphere due to global warming...hence it is colder in the northern hemisphere. News paper stories have trumpeted record high temperatures in Australia and that zoo animals in Argentina being fed Popsicles to keep them cool as proof of this climate change sophistry. However the stories leave out a few things. First it is summer in the southern hemisphere so warmer temperatures are normal in places like Argentina. The Australian heat record was reported in in a place in the outback desert. It would be no more surprising than a blistering summer temperature in Death Valley in the US. This southern hemisphere is hotter malarkey is also disproved by this ship of fools being caught in Antarctic ice that Al Gore told us shouldn't be there.
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posted on
01/21/2014 8:00:19 AM PST
by
The Great RJ
(Just wait untGe)
To: The Great RJ
Well duh. See, the warm air rises causing the freezing air at the north pole to move south, which it did. Looks like it’s gonna happen again today and tonight in the “great” northeast. LOL! Bet they’d like some of algore’s hot air by tomorrow morning. Why, he could de-ice a 777 with one breath.
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posted on
01/21/2014 8:04:14 AM PST
by
rktman
(Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
To: rktman
And in 1945, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were to have no plant growth for 95 years!
The next spring, the plants came up.
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posted on
01/21/2014 8:28:30 AM PST
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Yeah. What happened to “uninhabitable” for a trillon years? Seen any pics lately from inside the Cherynoble (sp?) containment area? Maybe some one eyed wolves or porkers. Zombies perhaps?
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posted on
01/21/2014 8:32:12 AM PST
by
rktman
(Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
To: rktman
Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a**hole. (See illustration above)
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posted on
01/21/2014 9:52:39 AM PST
by
Dick Bachert
(Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
To: brownsfan
What is not funny is the jaw dropping magnitude of stupidity in America. A good number of Americans are unable to think for themselves. Whatever the media tells them, they believe. In spite of record cold, and over a decade of no climate change, a lot of Americans believe in global warming. The media ignores incorrect predictions, and errors in computer models, and most Americans are unable to do the most basic research on their own. The jaw dropping magnitude of stupidity in America. A good number of Americans are unable to think for themselves. Whatever the media tells them, they believe. In spite of record cold, and over a decade of no climate change, a lot of Americans believe in global warming. The media ignores incorrect predictions, and errors in computer models, and most Americans are unable to do the most basic research on their own.
The natural disposition is always to believe. It is acquired wisdom and experience only that teach incredulity, and they very seldom teach it enough. The wisest and most cautious of us all frequently gives credit to stories which he himself is afterwards both ashamed and astonished that he could possibly think of believing. - Adam Smith, Theory of Moral Sentiments
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posted on
01/21/2014 4:11:37 PM PST
by
conservatism_IS_compassion
("Liberalism” is a conspiracy against the public by wire-service journalism.)
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