Posted on 01/25/2014 7:00:51 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
Deal Worked Out To Solve Pot Shortage In Colorado. Colorado Governor Chickenhumper and DOJ Eric Holder have worked out a deal to eliminate the pot shortage in Colorado.
Eric Holder has enlisted his partners in the Sinaloa Cartel to supply pot to the government of Colorado. Eric chided Chickenhumper on the current rather amateurish, unprofessional and unreliable supply channel.
Rather than have the trucks carrying guns to Mexico returning to the US empty, Eric has contracted the cartel to return the trucks filled with pot. Since the states of Arizona, New Mexico and Texas might object to the transport across their states, the trucks will be designated and treated as diplomatic pouches and exempt from state inspections.
A 10% fee (or in Supreme Court terminology - tax) will be levied by the Federal Government for it's services. All taxes will be directed to organizations representing public good; primarily Planned Parenthood, Moveon.org, Organizing for America, DNC, HillaryPAC, etc.
Chickenhumper and Holder have agreed that if this operation works well they will consider expanding into meth, coke, and crack. Holder explained that with the latitude of enforcing laws he possesses and the President's unlimited Executive Order powers that expansion without Congress' approval is a given.
Brave New World needs its Soma
Too funny.
Maybe the Libertarians can demand the government must supply farm subsidies for marijuana like the goverment does for corn..its the same logic as Libertarian gay marrige support..the government must expand to accommodate
Can’t they also move Holder’s Meth at the same time?????
What is Soma?
Good stuff if you are in pain, and don’t mind a couple hours of vegetative state.
It is the drug people were to use in the socialist utopia of “Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley. A book you can read online now:
http://www.huxley.net/bnw/one.html
THX
There’s always those fields of mj the illegal aliens are growing in Oregon’s state and federal parks.
What an upside down world I woke up to this morning.
Obongo and about 12 of his most highly paid Spite House staff and 36 Capitol Hill staffers have donated portions of their stashes to this effort.
A C-17 is being loaded at Andrews for a morning departure.
I kinda lean libertarian and i haven’t heard any libertarians demanding government do any thing but what is outlined in the constitution. they may have differing ideas about social issues but they, (from my experience), do not propose a government solution to most of them. they mostly lean toward humans handling their affairs without government. For abortion if a libertarian thot that was ok they could contract with a doctor to perform it absent government. Also, if you want to teach your own kids and or do whatever you want, i don’t think they would interfere.
Grow Lights
Tunnel under New Mexico?
Have you read the story where a school teacher brought a pot oil filled dish to a after school teachers meeting? It means some one who ate it had it in their system and did not know how it got their, and if tested for drug use could loose their job over something they did not know they took.
Take it out further it could have been kids that ate it or at a Church Pot Luck as it now comes in a cooking OIL!
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