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LOL! You can't make this stuff up. I find it bothersome that offensive things offend me, which is bothersome. Maybe a picture of some other inanimate object would suffice.
1 posted on 02/06/2014 8:59:29 AM PST by rktman
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Guns are to liberals what crosses are to vampires.

Actually crosses are to liberals what crosses are to vampires.

2 posted on 02/06/2014 9:02:23 AM PST by AU72
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Pretty soon, they won’t even SAY the word gun. They will use the “G-Word.”

Their signs will say...

NO G*NS ALLOWED.


3 posted on 02/06/2014 9:03:42 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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“School officials.” Wow. Good thing these buffoons are in charge of OUR SCHOOLS!!!!


4 posted on 02/06/2014 9:04:17 AM PST by cld51860 (Oderint dum metuant)
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But how will they know what not to bring in if there’s no picture of not what to bring in?


5 posted on 02/06/2014 9:06:19 AM PST by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral)
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6 posted on 02/06/2014 9:08:32 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: rktman; Slings and Arrows; GeronL
"STOP SAYING 'IT'! STOP SAYING 'THE WORD'!!!"


7 posted on 02/06/2014 9:09:10 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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No You-Know-What's allowed on premises.

That should cover just about everything.

8 posted on 02/06/2014 9:12:38 AM PST by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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One of my private music students, a star-student-straight-A-Middle-School-Pre-Med Program student had to do a project on the Bill of Rights. Her assignment was the 2A, which was a riot because her parents are not just O-Voters but ACTUALLY WORKED ON HIS CAMPAIGN!

Anyway, she made up a Beautiful illustrated Display Board with a life-size picture of a 45 Semi-Auto complete with a visible serial number!

I very kindly told her that she could get into BIG TROUBLE at her school with that picture on display., and suggested she post a nice picture of the Constitution, or even the Lexington Minuteman Statue to make her point.

He parents were APPALLED that their beautiful, Intelligent, and Very NICE daughter would be persecuted in such an unfair and ridiculous manner.

And yet, it happens every day in the obamanation of desolation.


9 posted on 02/06/2014 9:12:53 AM PST by left that other site
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No problem! Put a picture of a sandwich with 2 bites out of it, or a kid pointing with his finger. Everybody knows what a sandwich or a pointed finger means!


10 posted on 02/06/2014 9:12:55 AM PST by Missouri gal
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11 posted on 02/06/2014 9:13:43 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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Just use the same symbol but instead of the gun used a chewed Pop Tart.


12 posted on 02/06/2014 9:13:57 AM PST by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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A little insight into the mass of contradictions, phobias, irrationality, self-loathing and hysteria that passes for the liberal mind.


13 posted on 02/06/2014 9:14:22 AM PST by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
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If anyone was still doubting the media is reporting any damn thing they can lay their hands on in an effort to keep the gun violence issue smoldering...


14 posted on 02/06/2014 9:15:21 AM PST by skeeter
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How about a nice, plain, “Welcome crazy shooters” sign?


15 posted on 02/06/2014 9:15:27 AM PST by Vince Ferrer
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16 posted on 02/06/2014 9:16:31 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The only way women can "have it all" is if men aren't allowed to have anything.)
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This principal needs some heavy desensitization aversion therapy. The Left is really mentally ill.


19 posted on 02/06/2014 9:24:04 AM PST by Truth29
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Put up a picture of a pop tart.


20 posted on 02/06/2014 9:30:58 AM PST by bgill
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That Unspeakable Thing, which cannot be seen or spoken or acknowledged, is banned from this premise by imperial decree.


27 posted on 02/06/2014 10:42:44 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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