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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 02/14/2014 4:47:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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To: envisio

If it’s any comfort to you, you’re a real good guy! Hope all goes well with you and your dear wife.


61 posted on 02/14/2014 8:18:01 AM PST by Nea Wood (When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination.-Sowell)
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To: Lucky9teen
To insure the uninsured, first we make the insured uninsured. Then we make the formally insured pay more to become re-insured to insure the un-insured for free.

____

So that's what was in it.

--Nancy Pelosi

62 posted on 02/14/2014 8:21:02 AM PST by relentlessly
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To: Lucky9teen
an oldie, but a goodie..
I'm kinda surprised Pelosi, she'd even wears (hidin' eyes) clothes..
I'd always thoughts of her as a "whips & chains" kinda thing..
but that's just me.

63 posted on 02/14/2014 8:27:59 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: Lucky9teen

64 posted on 02/14/2014 8:29:31 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it." --Quigley)
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To: Monkey Face
Does that skirt make her butts look big?

No, her butt makes that skirt look big...

65 posted on 02/14/2014 8:30:14 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (If you like your plan, you can keep your plan. *Asterisk.*)
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To: JoeProBono; SortaBichy
Did someone mention ice? Hi, simply hi!


66 posted on 02/14/2014 8:31:44 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: Hoffer Rand

A man was telling his buddy, “You won’t believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ “

“Holy Smokes,” replied the friend, “she actually said that?”

“Well, she didn’t put it quite like that, she actually said... ‘Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We’re going to work together on Hillary’s election campaign!’ ”


67 posted on 02/14/2014 8:42:03 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen
Watch out for the blowback...

Also, he could be running in 16....

And....


68 posted on 02/14/2014 8:47:06 AM PST by relentlessly
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To: BenLurkin

Good one!


69 posted on 02/14/2014 9:10:18 AM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Nea Wood

Thank you. She is very dear.
I always tell people that the Lord knew exactly what I wanted when he sent me my wife.
He shitcanned all that and gave me what I needed instead.
...and I thank Him for it everyday.


70 posted on 02/14/2014 9:13:12 AM PST by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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71 posted on 02/14/2014 9:15:17 AM PST by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: envisio
add to that, I decided to shave my head slick bald in solidarity with my wife,

Makes it easier when you two are messing around with static electricity and balloons. ;-)

My thoughts are with your wife and you for a very successful battle!

72 posted on 02/14/2014 9:15:53 AM PST by llevrok (F the government)
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To: ErnBatavia
You Should Do Dinner and a Movie In
You love a little Valentine's Day themed celebrating, but you don't like to go overboard.
Whether you're single or attached, you like that there's a whole day devoted to love. You are a bit of a romantic.

It's perfect for you to spend a cozy night at home with the ones you love, even if you're the only one you love right now.
A sweet movie, some good food, and warm blankets are the perfect formula for a great Valentine's Day - no matter what your relationship status is!
How Should You Celebrate Valentine's Day?

73 posted on 02/14/2014 9:16:17 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: ErnBatavia

“who wants to do a triple cray, cray, adorbs salchow with me?”


74 posted on 02/14/2014 9:27:52 AM PST by llevrok (F the government)
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To: Lucky9teen


75 posted on 02/14/2014 9:38:51 AM PST by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows

76 posted on 02/14/2014 9:41:54 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
Not silly, but that 15 year old Russian skater is amazing

77 posted on 02/14/2014 9:53:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: onyx

78 posted on 02/14/2014 9:55:26 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: martin_fierro

79 posted on 02/14/2014 9:57:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: onyx

If her sign were true, she’d be making below minimum wage.


80 posted on 02/14/2014 10:00:17 AM PST by morphing libertarian
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