Posted on 02/15/2014 8:51:53 PM PST by DogByte6RER
at lest it wunt vanilla beans
“2 fresh human heads in a hotel (name withheld)”
Yeah, you wouldn’t want the name of that hotel getting out. They might lose a star on their rating.
“Look here Dave. This hotel has irons in every room, a 140 foot water slide, and fresh human heads. Should I book us a room?”
“Do they have a microwave in each room?”
“No.”
“Then forget it.”
LONG PIG. YUMMY!
How do we know they were really fresh?
Haro and welcome to da “Foo-King” Asian Palace. Da special today is Honey Woasted Liva. and we also have Boston Terrior Ala Carte on the menu tonight.
At a press conference in 1967, Alabama Governor George Wallace was asked by a reporter from Africa, “Mr. Wallace, do you think Negroes are human?” Wallace responded that of course he did, adding that blacks were created in God’s image, as were all humans. Then he asked the reporter, “but do you? In your country they eat them.”
Well, at least it was fresh. I really don't want to pay restaurant prices for something I could have microwaved myself.
This is phony.
Kinda’ funny, though.
I see no mention of the source of the meat. Could it be a hospital, morgue, cemetery, or God only knows?
What are those shots from?
I’ve seen them before on FR but don’t recognize the show/movie.
“The secret is in the sauce.”
“tastes like chicken”
No,,, “Long Pig” supposedly taste like pork.
Oh great.
Now I’m gonna be a racist if I don’t choose the dark meat.
At least you acknowledge that it’s all Bush’s Fault
“You’d find these potentates from down in Africa, you know, rather than eating each other, they’d just come up and get a good square meal in Geneva.” — Democrat Senator Fritz Hollings
“Honey, I think that we should have the Smiths for dinner sometime...”
Those are from a classic Episode of The Twilight Zone titled To Serve Man.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man_(The_Twilight_Zone)
Customer: “What’s on the menu for tonight?”
Waiter: “I recommend the Bill Wellington, sir.”
Customer: “Oh, I love Beef Wellington!”
Waiter: “No sir, Bill Wellington.”
Customer: “Um, what else?”
Waiter: “We also have eggs with Bendict.”
Customer: “Eggs Benedict? Interesting...”
Waiter: “No sir, Eggs with Benedict.”
Customer: “Next you’ll tell me you have quiche with Lorraine.”
Waiter: “Actually we have quiche with Mary Ann.”
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