Michael always blames Bush first ...
Posted on 02/15/2014 8:51:53 PM PST by DogByte6RER
Hotel Selling Cooked Human Meat Found In Onitsha
* Police Arrests 11 With Fresh Human Head
On Thursday Onitsha police arrested 11 people after they discovered 2 fresh human heads in a hotel (name withheld) very close to the popular Ose-Okwodu market in Anambra state.2 AK47 rifles & other weapons were also discovered in the hotel.
The arrest followed tip-offs from area residents on Thursday morning.
The hotel owner, 6 women and 4 men were arrested.
After police got access to the hotel, they made a startling discovery of two human heads wrapped in a cellophane bag, two AK47 rifles, two army caps, 40 rounds of live ammunition and so many cell phones.
“Each time I came to market, because the hotel is very close to the market, I always noticed funny movements in and out of the hotel; dirty people with dirty characters always come into the hotel. So, I was not surprised when the police made this discovery in the early hours of yesterday,” said a vegetable seller in the area
A Pastor who was among the people who tipped off the police on Thursday said: I went to the hotel early this year, after eating, I was told that a lump of meat was being sold at N700, I was surprised. So I did not know it was human meat that I ate at such expensive price.”
What is this country turning into?
Can you imagine people selling human flesh as meat.
Seriously I’m beginning to fear people in this part of the world.
Lord have mercy!
Michael always blames Bush first ...
at lest it wunt vanilla beans
“2 fresh human heads in a hotel (name withheld)”
Yeah, you wouldn’t want the name of that hotel getting out. They might lose a star on their rating.
“Look here Dave. This hotel has irons in every room, a 140 foot water slide, and fresh human heads. Should I book us a room?”
“Do they have a microwave in each room?”
“No.”
“Then forget it.”
LONG PIG. YUMMY!
How do we know they were really fresh?
Haro and welcome to da “Foo-King” Asian Palace. Da special today is Honey Woasted Liva. and we also have Boston Terrior Ala Carte on the menu tonight.
At a press conference in 1967, Alabama Governor George Wallace was asked by a reporter from Africa, “Mr. Wallace, do you think Negroes are human?” Wallace responded that of course he did, adding that blacks were created in God’s image, as were all humans. Then he asked the reporter, “but do you? In your country they eat them.”
Well, at least it was fresh. I really don't want to pay restaurant prices for something I could have microwaved myself.
This is phony.
Kinda’ funny, though.
I see no mention of the source of the meat. Could it be a hospital, morgue, cemetery, or God only knows?
What are those shots from?
I’ve seen them before on FR but don’t recognize the show/movie.
“The secret is in the sauce.”
“tastes like chicken”
No,,, “Long Pig” supposedly taste like pork.
Oh great.
Now I’m gonna be a racist if I don’t choose the dark meat.
At least you acknowledge that it’s all Bush’s Fault
“You’d find these potentates from down in Africa, you know, rather than eating each other, they’d just come up and get a good square meal in Geneva.” — Democrat Senator Fritz Hollings
“Honey, I think that we should have the Smiths for dinner sometime...”
Those are from a classic Episode of The Twilight Zone titled To Serve Man.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man_(The_Twilight_Zone)
Customer: “What’s on the menu for tonight?”
Waiter: “I recommend the Bill Wellington, sir.”
Customer: “Oh, I love Beef Wellington!”
Waiter: “No sir, Bill Wellington.”
Customer: “Um, what else?”
Waiter: “We also have eggs with Bendict.”
Customer: “Eggs Benedict? Interesting...”
Waiter: “No sir, Eggs with Benedict.”
Customer: “Next you’ll tell me you have quiche with Lorraine.”
Waiter: “Actually we have quiche with Mary Ann.”
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