Posted on 02/17/2014 4:30:26 PM PST by Leaning Right
For something on the lighter side, here's a list that someone made of the funniest Amazon product reviews. They range from witty to side-splitting hilarious.
In particular, check out the reviews for the "Badonkadonk", which is evidently some sort of privately made tank.
Did you notice it was available starting at $45 “New and Used?” I don’t want anyone to explain “used milk.”
The Badonakadonk looks like a pregnant Dalek.
That’s my favorite too.
Humour ping.
But it’s TUSCAN!!
lol
NSA: That remains to be determined
HOLIDAY POPCORN OF DEATH:
4 qts. popcorn
1 1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. white karo
1 c. butter
2 tbsp. vanilla
1 bag colored marshmallows
4 c. Killer Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears
Boil sugar, Karo and butter to big bubble stage, add vanilla, and then add Killer Gummy Bears until they melt. Pour over popped corn. Mix.
IMPORTANT: DO NOT TOUCH THIS MIXTURE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. WEAR PUNCTURE PROOF LATEX GLOVES.
That review was hysterical....
Howlingly funny!!
Mark
“I unwisely chose the “Drone Delivery” option, but the massive girth of the Samsung required attachment of 150 drones. As they approached flying in close formation and blaring Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries, the sky grew dark and the winds blew wild...”
If you enjoy sarcasm, this one’s funny: http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/product-reviews/0870334336
Feed that to the in-laws, do you?
Sounds like a plan!
Must have been a Galaxy Tab
WOW! The $39,000.00 TV reviews gave me many LOLS!
Has anyone seen the ads for Poop Pouri? It’s what you use to keep bathroom smells down. I saw the ad during one of my Korean dramas and my jaw dropped.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY
I could not believe it was a serious product until I read the reviews on Amazon.
My husband said we could have used it when we were sharing a windowless hotel room bathroom this weekend. (I was warned not to go in.)
I started on the link by looking at the first review of a gallon of milk.
http://www.amazon.com/review/RXXPVOUH9NLL3/ref=carldonath?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B00032G1S0&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=16310101&store=grocery
...written as a full-length spoof of Edgar Alan Poe’s “The Raven”.
The review garnered 421 comments.
Ok, I’m done. That was stark raving awesome. Time for bed.
OH. MY.
Thanks for posting that. I think. I laughed so hard my cat came over, mewing, to see if I was okay. Still have tears in my eyes. Jeesh, that review should come with a warning label!!!
ping
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