Are you ready for the Viking Apocalypse? Norse myth predicts world will end this Saturday

Daily Mail (UK) ^ | 22:33 EST, 18 February 2014 | Nathan Klein

[Olog-hai]

We’ve survived the Mayan apocalypse and Y2K, but be afraid—the end of the world is coming…again.

This time it’s the Viking apocalypse that is allegedly set to destroy Earth, with Norse mythology claiming the planet will split open and unleash the inhabitants of Hel on February 22.

According to the Vikings, Ragnarök is a series of events including the final predicted battle that results in the death of a number of major gods, the occurrence of various natural disasters and the subsequent submersion of the world in water. …

[no-to-illegals]

first thread to this a.m. The admin mod is on it!

[Focault's Pendulum]

That photo is one of my favourites.

What am I...chopped liver??!!?

[Tax-chick]

Making sure Vikings and kittehs are treated appropriately.

[no-to-illegals]

Amen ... That admin mod is everywhere. Thank Goodness!!!

[JoeProBono]

[McGruff]

I know how to kill a walker but how does one kill a viking?

[no-to-illegals]

Joe, am seeing white out conditions?!?

[no-to-illegals]

Too much snow! Even has migrated to the forum board.

[tomkat]

Just in time.

[COBOL2Java]

Are you ready for the Viking Apocalypse? Norse myth predicts world will end this Saturday

Will it include the hot Viking Babes?

[Dead Corpse]

There is nothing in the old Sagas giving a specific date.

[Dead Corpse]

Kinda goofy. That big dude, first picture in source article, has an identical copy of my Son's plastic Mjöllnir.

Also...

Hasn't happened. Won't until the next Ice Age kicks in. Probably about another thousand years.

[Dead Corpse]

Hands off... She’s mine. Just as soon as my Wife gives me permission at least...

:-)

[Hatteras]

"The wolf Skoll would then devour the sun, and his brother Hati would eat the moon, causing stars to fall out of the sky and the Earth subjected to tremendous earthquakes."

Dude, we are sooo screwed...

[Manic_Episode]

"Oh thank God"

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

“When I was but a child, my aged grandmother told me a story from the old country, which contained an ancient warning, ‘...for you see, it is said that when Hell is full, the dead shall walk the earth, smelling very bad and taking all of the better minimum wage jobs, which will raise the inflation rate unsupported by increased consumerism; which, while having a positive effect on the balance of trade, may impact the renoberation of long-term bond yields’.”

— Bulwer-Lytton contest entry.

[Tax-chick]

Probably about another thousand years.

Oh, darn. I have too much to do this weekend and I was hoping to get out of it.

[Dead Corpse]

Sorry about that.

On a brighter note, anything big enough to “swallow the Sun”, we’ll see coming from a long way off...

:-)

[Tax-chick]

Good point. I won’t worry about it until you say we should.

[Mad Dawgg]

I have cases of Corned Beef Hash and Jim Beam plus lots of books to read...

I'm ready...