Posted on 02/20/2014 5:15:22 AM PST by orwell2112
How many calories are burned during an armed insurrection against tyrants?
Up to all that you have.
I have a better proposal: make a successful fitness test mandatory to get any kind of government benefit, tax refund or a government job.
Well, it all depends on how fat is the tyrant; not so much on how long does it burn...
If those signs start appearing I will bring along a backside view of Michelle’s fat ass to tape over the sign.
Why not just tax elevators, escalators and moving sidewalks? s/
My personal favorite signs are the braille signs at the drive through at my bank. They can only be reached from the drivers seat so I’m trying to imagine a blind person driving up and groping around for the instructions in braille. There are also brail signs at my gym at about 4 1/2 feet right in the middle of the wall which say “no male over the age of three” as you go into the women’s dressing room. So I’m trying to imagine a blind mother (since a four year old male couldn’t reach that high) moving her hands all over this 6X6 foot wall area to make sure she had read the braille. She then has to say, sorry sweetie but you have to go into the men’s locker room. And of course, since she’s blind, why wouldn’t she be able to take her son into the men’s locker room as long as she wasn’t changing?
Will they have to hire more bureaucrats and create a Department of Signs and Notices, or can they just go with this one…
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/10/09/shutdown-closes-the-tap-on-new-beers/2955673/
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
BIG GOVERNMENT IS CRONY SOCIALISM
Fitness, IQ, civics, and foundational history.
Common sense rarely plays a role in leftist topdown diktats.
Common sense is letting the individual have too much sovereignty.
The cited article is obviously a satire.
I have a hip replacement so I'm in a similar situation.Perhaps we should begin chanting "no justice,no peace!"
This is why Monty Python’s Flying Circus was one of the greatest TV comedies ever.
Britain had already descended to this level of Socialist lunacy by the late 1960’s. Providing a virtually bottomless barrel of material.
I checked the site. I think this is satire. All the other stories at the site are Onion like stories.
Don’t forget Ebonics.
“They can only be reached from the drivers seat “
I always figured they could be reach by a blind passenger in the back seat, driver’s side.
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