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1 posted on 02/20/2014 5:15:22 AM PST by orwell2112
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How many calories are burned during an armed insurrection against tyrants?


2 posted on 02/20/2014 5:17:58 AM PST by fruser1
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I have a better proposal: make a successful fitness test mandatory to get any kind of government benefit, tax refund or a government job.


4 posted on 02/20/2014 5:22:48 AM PST by Freelance Warrior (A Russian.)
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I'm offended.
I have a knee affliction which precludes me from using stairs and this sign is outrageous, and hateful.
I demand elevator justice.
5 posted on 02/20/2014 5:25:33 AM PST by Amagi (Lenin: "Socialized Medicine is the Keystone to the Arch of the Socialist State.")
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If those signs start appearing I will bring along a backside view of Michelle’s fat ass to tape over the sign.


7 posted on 02/20/2014 5:40:35 AM PST by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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Why not just tax elevators, escalators and moving sidewalks? s/


8 posted on 02/20/2014 5:41:04 AM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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My personal favorite signs are the braille signs at the drive through at my bank. They can only be reached from the drivers seat so I’m trying to imagine a blind person driving up and groping around for the instructions in braille. There are also brail signs at my gym at about 4 1/2 feet right in the middle of the wall which say “no male over the age of three” as you go into the women’s dressing room. So I’m trying to imagine a blind mother (since a four year old male couldn’t reach that high) moving her hands all over this 6X6 foot wall area to make sure she had read the braille. She then has to say, sorry sweetie but you have to go into the men’s locker room. And of course, since she’s blind, why wouldn’t she be able to take her son into the men’s locker room as long as she wasn’t changing?


9 posted on 02/20/2014 5:44:09 AM PST by Mercat
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Will they have to hire more bureaucrats and create a Department of Signs and Notices, or can they just go with this one…

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/10/09/shutdown-closes-the-tap-on-new-beers/2955673/

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

BIG GOVERNMENT IS CRONY SOCIALISM


10 posted on 02/20/2014 5:48:49 AM PST by PGalt
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12 posted on 02/20/2014 5:49:31 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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Are there also signs at exclusive golf clubs indicating the number of calories burned while playing 36 holes?
15 posted on 02/20/2014 6:05:05 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Obama: "I can do whatever I want")
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This is why Monty Python’s Flying Circus was one of the greatest TV comedies ever.

Britain had already descended to this level of Socialist lunacy by the late 1960’s. Providing a virtually bottomless barrel of material.


17 posted on 02/20/2014 6:21:28 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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I checked the site. I think this is satire. All the other stories at the site are Onion like stories.


18 posted on 02/20/2014 6:21:30 AM PST by prof.h.mandingo (Buck v. Bell (1927) An idea whose time has come (for extreme liberalism))
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Don’t forget Ebonics.


19 posted on 02/20/2014 6:35:41 AM PST by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
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Even though it appears to be satire I would still look at whose relative owns a sign or placard company.


22 posted on 02/20/2014 6:57:49 AM PST by penguinhunter
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Please, tell me this is satire.


23 posted on 02/20/2014 6:59:53 AM PST by grania
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Back in 1993, I needed to see a doctor on vacation because one of my sons hurt his ankle. The doctor, who looked like a dyke, treated him but added a bunch of questions I thought were out of place and none of her business. For example, "Do you have a gun in your house?" and "Do you think anyone in your family is obsessed with food?"

This was 20 years ago. Sounds to me like all those people who have had it in their minds to control people have found a way to do it. And, get it codified in law.

I will leave with one thought - when our Founders began the Declaration of Independence with "We the People" they put us and our collective common sense into major play. WE are the People and our country is not theirs for the picking, otherwise our document would have read: Some of us who are Tyrants.

26 posted on 02/20/2014 7:35:20 AM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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Will the advisory come in braille and spoken word too?

My My,, we are such a feeble nation

We all need guidance and counsel at every exit and entrance of this land.

too bad illegals don’t pay attention.


27 posted on 02/20/2014 9:04:59 AM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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Wonder if Air Force One has signage on it about better MPG?


28 posted on 02/20/2014 9:19:38 AM PST by Vaduz
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How many calories are in a boob belt? Moochelle needs to stop eating them.


31 posted on 02/20/2014 11:21:28 AM PST by Organic Panic
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Electric bills should come come with an advisory measuring blood pressure reductions possible through obama impeachment and incarceration.


32 posted on 02/20/2014 6:22:55 PM PST by clearcarbon
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OMG! do these people know no
bounds?!

nevermind, i know the answer...

this is NOT America!


35 posted on 02/24/2014 6:13:58 PM PST by krunkygirl (force multiplier in effect...)
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