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Worker fired for using forklift on candy machine
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| 2-2014
Posted on 02/20/2014 7:44:07 PM PST by doug from upland
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Who hasn't wanted to do this before?
To: doug from upland
This is very bad news though, he may en d up welfare for the next 50 years or so and live out the rest of his life as an unemployable burden.
To: doug from upland
Vending machines are for suckers.
These idiots don’t know that stores sell that crap for a fraction of the price of those machines?
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posted on
02/20/2014 7:47:03 PM PST
by
sickoflibs
(Obama : 'Any path to US citizenship for illegals HERE is a special path to it ')
To: doug from upland
To: doug from upland
if the forking machine lifted you it only seems fair you forklift it
To: doug from upland
OMG -- before I was done reading the article, I thought exactly the same thing!!
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posted on
02/20/2014 7:49:26 PM PST
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: doug from upland
Gives a whole new meaning to candy crush.......
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posted on
02/20/2014 7:51:21 PM PST
by
Toespi
To: doug from upland
I remember when some vending machines had potato chips etc hanging on spiral spindles. You pushed the button and the spindle turned, allowing the next bag to fall. All you had to do was tip the machine forward and the entire spindle would fall.
I never did it but I saw people do it. I will admit I put pinball machines on my toes and would win a bunch of games then put it back on the floor.
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posted on
02/20/2014 7:51:50 PM PST
by
VerySadAmerican
(".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
To: ClearCase_guy
Another story had it as a Twix.
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posted on
02/20/2014 7:54:45 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
To: doug from upland
In my opinion the forklift operator showed entirely too much restraint in dealing with the vending machine.
To: doug from upland; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
State unemployment records say his banging and rocking the machine didn't work, so McKevitt commandeered a forklift, picked up the machine at least six times and dropped it on the floor at the Polaris Industries' warehouse in Milford. Three candy bars fell. Tough machine. Must have made a racket with all the banging and clanking, not about to give up the goodies. "FMCDH"
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posted on
02/20/2014 7:56:07 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
02/20/2014 7:56:33 PM PST
by
dfwgator
Comment #13 Removed by Moderator
Comment #14 Removed by Moderator
To: dfwgator
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posted on
02/20/2014 8:08:55 PM PST
by
digger48
To: doug from upland
The employer needs to suck it up and have a good laugh with this guy, as I was assured many times today on an earlier thread about this. Those of us who said he should have a little respect for his employer’s property were “pwned” by the funny people.
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posted on
02/20/2014 8:14:12 PM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: doug from upland
To: ClearCase_guy; Ezekiel
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02/20/2014 8:23:36 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: doug from upland
I applaud this person because it makes me laugh. I do not condone the destruction of private property unless you get home from the drive through and they forgot your onion rings.
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posted on
02/20/2014 8:39:26 PM PST
by
slouper
To: doug from upland
Good fir him!!!!! (Any chance this might work on washDC too?)
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