Posted on 02/27/2014 11:44:06 AM PST by Theoria
John Deere probably makes scoop that you can use to clean that litter box.
That makes him a necropigiac...
or something....
So... when you say
“Wow.... I need to take a Mammoth Dump” you wouldn’t be kidding, would you... (the scene from Jurassic Park, with the Triceratops Poop Pile comes to mind)....
Damn...
Hello???? We don’t need Carrier Pigeons anymore, we have the Internet.
We have an overabundance of Pigeons (and Pigeon Poop!) So bringing back Carrier Pigeons by the BILLIONS is a bad idea.
This guy sounds like Fink-Nottle and his obsession with newts. (From the PG Wodehouse stories)
“and a disk of pure nickel inscribed with 1,500 languages that has been mounted on the Rosetta space probe.” ...
Yea, that’s not going confuse the potential alien discoverers at all.
Bring back the saber-toothed tiger and t-rex.
That would be interesting. A real life mammoth, and Ted Nugent can kill it just to make liberals heads explode.
BilltheDrill better keep his mammoth well trimmed, or he'll have a mammoth clean up job.
Just things you might not have thought about.
Well, if the “unthinkable” happens - the mammoth can always store a crate of wipes in the trunk...
(baddaBING!)
And whenever you think YOU’RE having a “bad day at work”, remember THIS poor bastard...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWgovxo3eA
Talk about “getting into your work”... Whew!
Well, yeah, and a responsible mammoth owner needs to get that sort of thing straight from the beginning. I don't want my tombstone to read "Here lies BilltheDrill, squished while trying to trim a mammoth's butt with a weed-eater." For one thing, that much script would be expensive.
I can see youtube at work. But your lead in, makes me think of Ed Norton on the honeymooners who worked in the sewers.
Picture elephant...
Picture college kid cleaning elephant cage BEHIND elephant...
Picture elephant backing up, and SITTING on college kid...
Picture college kid’s HEAD stuck up elephant’s rear end, and both elephant AND college kid are screaming...
Picture college kid’s co-worker tugging on kid to REMOVE said cranium from elephant’s rear end... and let the retching and puking begin.
Yeah...
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming. (The Lost World - Jurassic Park)
And whatever you do, DON’T feed the Mammoth “Beefareeno”...
Mammoth methane is an environmental disaster waiting to happen, because you know, you just KNOW, some damn fool is going to light a match the MOMENT that tail goes up...
It is also a nightmare that brought on the Flood.
“In less than three hours, Church responded with a detailed plan to return a flock of millions to billions of passenger pigeons to the planet.”
Just what are the unintended consequences of that? What ecological niche will it inhabit or takeover? What will be kicked out of that niche?
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