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I got a donation request in the mail from "Americans For Responsible Solutions" PAC
me | 3-5-14 | TZ

Posted on 03/05/2014 5:25:20 AM PST by TurboZamboni

She's asking for money to fight the NRA and blah blah blah. I'm pretty sure a co-worker signed me up for their propaganda to be mailed to me.

It came with a pre-paid return envelope. What should I send back? (it sure won't be money)


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To: TurboZamboni
It came with a pre-paid return envelope. What should I send back?

Do you have a dog? A cat? Do any of your neighbors have a dog or a cat?

I'm sure you can find one, somewhere, that will happily provide you with appropriate material for you to send these folks.

21 posted on 03/05/2014 7:48:27 AM PST by NorthMountain
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Pretty sure that’s a felony to send that in the mail.

But I like the sentiment.


22 posted on 03/05/2014 7:50:29 AM PST by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad and lived with his parents .)
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What should I send back?

A brick.

23 posted on 03/05/2014 7:56:58 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: TurboZamboni

Do what I did once with a begging letter from PETA - fill the envelope with lunch meat. It will be quite ripe by the time it is delivered.


24 posted on 03/05/2014 10:30:52 AM PST by Wordkraft (Remember who the Collaborators are.)
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To: TurboZamboni

slap it on a brick and mail it back. they’ll have to pay postage.


25 posted on 03/05/2014 10:38:37 AM PST by zeugma (Is it evil of me to teach my bird to say "here kitty, kitty"?)
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She was sent a pocket copy of the Constitution with a certain part highlighted and a few pages of good gun quotes.


26 posted on 03/08/2014 6:39:49 AM PST by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad and lived with his parents .)
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To: TurboZamboni

I would go get a concrete block from Home Depot and tape the envelope and send it to them. The larger and heavier, the better.


27 posted on 03/08/2014 6:58:37 AM PST by Clay Moore ("To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." ~Voltaire)
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The local USPS would never go for that.


28 posted on 03/08/2014 3:09:41 PM PST by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad and lived with his parents .)
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