Posted on 03/05/2014 6:21:38 AM PST by JoeProBono
WICHITA, Kan.,A fight broke out a Kansas Walmart in Wichita on Monday afternoon after a customer became frustrated with a self-checkout machine and began cursing at the device.
The 36-year-old man had difficulty completing his transaction and held up the line, much to the chagrin of an unnamed 35-year-old Hispanic male.
Capt. Doug Nolte told the Wichita Eagle that the Hispanic man confronted the fuming customer and they engaged in a dispute that continued outside of the store. Once the altercation spilled outside, a 40-year-old black man got involved and punched the cursing customer in the face.
The punch knocked out one of his teeth. Nolte said that the man, who was white, started “throwing out some racial slurs after the fight started.” According to Nolte, the language “heightened the confrontation.”
Once police arrived on the scene, the only man left was the one who lost his tooth.
Dogs are getting educated, they left too.
I call them the “Do it your damn self” machines.
..A RETIREE’S LAST TRIP TO KROGER’S..
Yesterday I was at my local Kroger’s grocery
buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal
pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog, and was in the
check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I
had a dog.
What did she think...I had an elephant?
So because I’m retired and have little to do, on
impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I
was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I
probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in
both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
and that the way that it works is, to load your
pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete so it works well and I was
going to try it again. (I have to mention here
that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive
care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her
no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car
hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a
heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Kroger’s won’t let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They
have all the time in the world to think of crazy
things to say.
HAHA! Love it.
Been there done that;-{)
ROTFLMAO!! I’m so glad I set my coffee down before reading that! I’m filing this away w/all those other comments that I hope one day to have just the right opportunity to use...
Avoiding the flu virus at Wal-Mart
Smart reply
Very funny sign. :-)
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This happened yesterday in my Walmart. I went to buy some Cosmic Brownies. They’ve got mini M&M’s on them. The 6 pack was $1.70. The 12 pack was $3.50.
The left really hates the non-union, gun selling Walmart, so they get the treatment the left always gives, saturate the public with every meaningless nothing that can contribute to a negative image for them.
At some point they hope to flip Walmart to the left’s benefit.
He drew attention to himself and some members of the socially protected classes gave him some social justice. Accept your beatdown, comrade.
LOL
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