Skip to comments.Couples have sex in a box, then talk about it, on new WE show
Posted on 03/12/2014 8:01:25 AM PDT by workerbee
Reality TV is about to get hot and heavy.
The Post reports that WE tv has ordered a one-hour pilot of Sex Box, a reality show where couples will do the deed inside a soundproof box. Based on the U.K. show of the same name, the format takes real couples whose relationships are on the rocks, has them fornicate in the box, and then immediately address their issues with a panel of experts.
The in the moment approach fosters conversations about intimacy that are completely filterless and emotionally honest, according to the networks pilot description.
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Bill Clinton in the first episode?
Okay, feeling really sorry for the guy who has to clean that box...
And the culture continues plummeting down the sewer at breakneck speed.
“Next, stay tuned for the season premiere of Ow! My Balls!”
Shoooootttttt, the IRS doesn’t even need a box. And you won’t get called, or cuddled, or asked about how you feel. But nevertheless, the end result is the same.
It’s like we’re living in some nightmare dystopia. These ARE the end times.
I would not do it in a box
I would not do it live on Fox
Not in a box, oblong or square
With girls in burlap underwear
Of public sex, I’m not a fan
I will not do it, Sam-I-Am.
And someone asked me the other day...”Why don’t you watch television??”
Shoot your TV now before it’s too late.
No doubt... the end times.
I think I can connect the dots here.
How about a series featuring a taxicab, rigged with internal cameras and microphones, that goes around New York City picking up random strangers offering them cash to fornicate in the back seat?
We can call it Crab Cab.
Huge ratings no doubt...but who was his partner?
Show #2: Huma and Hillary
I got rid of TV years ago
there are so many cool videos on YouTube- anything you ever wanted to learn to do, from concrete to drywall, to lanscaping, etc etc
There was a UK tv show that showed a he-man type who was given oral sex behind a cloth by a man who bet him he could not hold out orgasm. I thought it was going to be a joke but it was real.
It is like pigs, only worse.
Remember what happened to Sodom
With you there. I fixed my stove, my dryer, and my printer, all thanks to YouTube instructional videos.
and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them.
Some chick from a trailer park no doubt.
This morning Animal Planet had an episode of Meerkat Manor where they showed a couple of meerkats mating. It's a slippery slope...
The whole premise of the show is boring.
So, what was it like?
Well, it was really a bunch of up, down, up down, back, forth, back, forth, in, out, in, out...
Maybe I’m just getting old but, really, the entire premise does not appeal. I think I’d rather do anything else than watch this.
No such thing as a reality show it’s all scripted.
They wouldn’t use married couples. That would be prudish.
Another giant step toward decadence.
It's called “Ridiculousness”, a full show devoted to videos of people getting hurt. They even have segments devoted to specific body parts or types of pain. “Ow my balls” is frequently on the show under various names.
They have “guests” which are various hot blonde models who basically sit there and giggle at the pain in the videos.
We keep coming up with new base reasons for the God of Israel to finally wipe us out.
some folks have such boring lives.
try an igloo sometime.
I went into the military when I was seventeen, and never bought a television until 1990 when my wife was pregnant with our first. Got rid of it in March of 1995.
“Honey as usual I was card bored”
So lady what was it like?
It was like going back to the time when I was an ally whore!
“Put your junk in that box”
HAHA, I love Meerkat Manor. You prolly watched Carlos, or Houdini.
You don’t get to see the fun stuff but you do get to hear an hour of relationship angst and two-penny psychiatry? Who’s the sponsor, No-Doz?
If the box is a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’
I think they referred to the pup-daddy as a “roving male” (not one they have given a name to).
Actually I seem to remember a guy in the 80s that would carry a (huge) video camera around and ask women if they would do the deed with him.
He was not a pretty sight (short, pudgy), but the point of the project (?) was that if you ask enough, eventually someone would say yes.
Bwahahaha. You gotta be kidding. A box? Is there a camera there? A timer? I’ll skip this show.
“Not in a box, oblong or square
With girls in burlap underwear”
You have a career as a song writer. You could have played it safe with, pretty, lacey, frilly...but no. You go with “burlap.”
“I mean, a soundproof box? Where’s the fun in that?”
Yeah, all the TV audience will hear is “Mmmph! Erf! Mmmph! Oof! Mmmph! Huff, Puff! Mmmph! (go, baby) Mmmph! Arghh! Mmmph (more, more)! Mmmph...mmmph...mmmph....mmmph....(oh wow)!”
Wondered who’d be first with that one. :-)
That’s when it all started - January, 1993. “Their guy” got in, and the networks immediately started blasting away at the last, theretofore voluntarily agreed upon residual boundaries derived from the old Hays Code. It’s taken twenty more years, but the bottom is now in sight.
You’ll note that nothing was mentioned about the box being VIDEO-proof ... Or, that the recorded deeds would make it to YouTube, synchronized to the tune of “Pop Goes The Weasel”
When they top “trunk of the car”, get back to me.
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