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"....Johnson must have mental problems." You think? Maybe he left enough package so he can pass for white?
1 posted on 04/17/2014 6:50:01 AM PDT by armydawg505
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Andre “NO” Johnson


2 posted on 04/17/2014 6:51:48 AM PDT by Sgt_Schultze (A half-truth is a complete lie)
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Loss of a rapper improves the country’s IQ by a very measurable amount.

Keep it up.

No talent does as no talent squawks.


3 posted on 04/17/2014 6:51:50 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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>>attempts to reattach Johnson’s penis

And of course that operation is called an addadictomy.


4 posted on 04/17/2014 6:51:55 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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Best part is, his name is JOHNSON.


5 posted on 04/17/2014 6:52:18 AM PDT by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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Sounds like the guy it totally nuts.


6 posted on 04/17/2014 6:53:37 AM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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Uhhhh....from a second floor balcony?

Evidently the guy's brains were in his penis.

7 posted on 04/17/2014 6:54:22 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Reattachment fails?

What. His hand rejected it?

9 posted on 04/17/2014 6:55:03 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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I guess greeting him with, “Yo, whassup?” is not going to work anymore.


10 posted on 04/17/2014 6:55:18 AM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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Ping to post #6. True comedy classic!


11 posted on 04/17/2014 6:56:10 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
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Is that a banana on the ground, or did you used to be happy to see me....

Love the totally nuts comment....


12 posted on 04/17/2014 6:56:14 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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Yo, Andre, how's it hangin'?

No, wait, let me rephrase that.

13 posted on 04/17/2014 6:56:22 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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My son calls that area of the anatomy ‘buck fifty’. Guess the rapper is now more like Fifty Cent.


14 posted on 04/17/2014 6:57:02 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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Sounds like he is nuttier than squirrel poop....


15 posted on 04/17/2014 6:57:51 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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Meth.

It's always meth.

16 posted on 04/17/2014 6:58:54 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The best way to control opposition is to lead it ourselves." -- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin)
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Well, this rapper is an artist, and artists are always in search of new experiences to motivate their art.

I wonder what lyrics will be inspired by this episode?


17 posted on 04/17/2014 6:58:56 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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What’s that old James Brown song ? Get It on Up


18 posted on 04/17/2014 6:59:29 AM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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“the group Wu-Tang Clan”

In other news the group has changed its name to No-Tang Clan.


19 posted on 04/17/2014 7:00:44 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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It’s nice to see that some in the artistic community have evolved from Van Gogh.


21 posted on 04/17/2014 7:02:53 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (lib-pocrisy: requiring photo ID at a march protesting photo IDs for voters.)
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On the bright side, with 0bamacare he can get a free sex change. He’s half way there so that should take care of any deductible.


22 posted on 04/17/2014 7:08:36 AM PDT by Jaxter ("Pro Aris et Focis")
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...baby got back...

...baby lost front...

24 posted on 04/17/2014 7:12:50 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Shall Not Be Infringed)
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