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KPD: Loaded, stolen gun found in woman's body
Kingsport (TN) Times News ^
| April 22, 2014
| Rain Smith
Posted on 04/22/2014 11:59:06 AM PDT by don-o
A woman arrested on driver's license offenses now faces felony charges, with Kingsport police saying she introduced into jail some atypical contraband: a stolen and loaded .22-caliber mini-revolver, via an orifice of her body.
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KEYWORDS: happinessisawarmgun; napl; orifice; whatisinthepurselady
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To: AU72
Reminds me of the old “help me find my car keys and we’ll dive out here” joke.
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:05:46 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: GraceG
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:05:51 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: don-o
It was there in case she got raped.
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:05:51 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The best way to control opposition is to lead it ourselves." -- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin)
To: don-o
Uhhh, which orifice are we talking about here? Perhaps she thought she was carrying legal by having the ammo stored in a separate and not easily accessed orifice...
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:06:15 PM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:06:25 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: Paladin2
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:06:28 PM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: MHGinTN
Depending on the woman, a ‘smaller’ pistol would not necessarily be required.
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:06:45 PM PDT
by
tatown
("So a Hispanic shoots a black and is acquitted by women, but it's still white men's fault.")
To: don-o
Loaded?
A mistimed fart and BOOM! She could blow her behind to Kingdom Come.
Unless it was a DIFFERENT orifice. Then .... well never mind.
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:06:46 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Paladin2
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:07:43 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: E. Pluribus Unum
I have heard from corrections officers of male inmates trying to bring in cell phones via orifice concealment.
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:07:50 PM PDT
by
don-o
(He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever!)
To: thackney; Lazamataz
To: don-o
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:08:10 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
To: thackney
Ah. She hid it in her hair.
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:08:14 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: Responsibility2nd
It was the front orifice...
Gotta hand it to her for originality, though... that the ULTIMATE Concealed Carry Holster!!!!
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:08:34 PM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Paladin2
[ WAY lower, apparently. ]
A gun is a very unhygenic peice of material to be cramming up god knows where.....
Of course most Drones out there are not what i would call “Hygenic”.... but the anti-thesis of that concept...
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:08:50 PM PDT
by
GraceG
To: Paladin2
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:09:02 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: Responsibility2nd
It was. It was a different orifice.
I understand she may now be charged with assault with a loaded vagina.
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:09:03 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: don-o
Was there a boat with it?
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:09:20 PM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
(ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
I meant drive. The joke you reference is funny. But your version has a comical angle along the same vein as well. With a little repelling gear, one might use some spelunking techniques when lost in that subject, no?
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:09:38 PM PDT
by
Tenacious 1
(My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
To: thackney
That would HAVE to hurt....
Seriously, a lot of sharp edges and whatnot....
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posted on
04/22/2014 12:09:45 PM PDT
by
GraceG
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