[Slings and Arrows]

It's not just their own: My dearly departed JRT Janey never ate her own poop, but regarded the cats' litterbox as a snack bar.

[Slings and Arrows]

He mistook it for an attacking politician.

[SatinDoll]

Yeah, mine too. Cat feces are high in protein; that is why dogs eat it, says my veterinarian.

[Cyman]

Stewie got Brian to eat his poop filled diaper.

[Dick Bachert]

Because your dog cannot find a politician, a bureaucrat or an IRS or BLM agent in your yard. He has no choice but to eat the next closest thing to those items he CAN find.

[Steely Tom]

A pup will eat his own poop for a number of reasons...

Mixture too rich?

[Norm Lenhart]

Because dogs can’t vote for RINOs but it leaves the same taste in their mouths.

[FlingWingFlyer]

It sounds like your dog may be a Senator from Nevada wearing a dog suit. Check to see if he’s going through your garbage too.

[Doomonyou]

your Dog is a (D) for democrat.

[stevem]

Why Does My Dog... Eat Poop?

Let me try to answer this in a way that people with common sense can see in a second while liberals will find anathema: Because he or she is a dog.

[lee martell]

This is why sand turtles prefer a well fed cow as a close neighbor. Otherwise, this is a topic only a Gastroenteritis Specialist would want to spend a whole evening contemplating.

[VerySadAmerican]

Why does the dog eat poop? Because it’s a rino.

[CharlesOConnell]

coprophagia mineral deficiency

[Fungi]

Proverbs 26:11: As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly. There you have it.

[Usagi_yo]

Doggie Almond Rocca.

[Rebelbase]

The dogs in my neighborhood don’t eat poop because their owners are carrying it around in a plastic bag.

[Sivad]

“If you don’t eat poop before you are 12 months old you
are not a puppy. If you eat poop after you are 24 months
old you are not a dog.”

-Sir Winston Bulldog

“Women are from Venus,
Men are from Mars.
Puppies are liberals,
Dogs are conservatives.”

-Sivad

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Let’s ask a real question, “Why do dogs love to roll in poop before they come into the house?!

[Rabble]

[dalereed]

It’s called a shitty attitude!

[TChad]

To a dog, every walk is an opportunity for a fine dining experience.

You wonder why the word "coprophagia" even exists, and then, dogs.