Posted on 05/02/2014 5:35:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
101?
The Good, the Beer, and the Ugly.
sounds like college now...
Perhaps a sense of silliness?
Let’s try this.....
Socially Unacceptable Humor
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re pulling my leg.”
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend, yet.
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I went to the thrift shop and got all of her clothes back.
There’s a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I’ve been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles; but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A buddy of mine has just told me he’s getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said “How can you tell them apart?” He said “Her brother’s got a mustache.”
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, “I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.” To which she replied, “No, it’s regular people-porn, you sick bastard.
The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Iran . I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
From Russia With Beer
On Her Majesty’s Secret Beer
47 Beers
The Beer Years of Our Lives
Beer of Forgotten Dreams
I, Frankenbeer
The Monuments Beer
300: Beer of an Empire
Captain America: The Winter Beer
X-Men: Beer of Future Past
Timetrip: The Beer of the Viking Witch
That’s all I got...
I get all those—I just don’t get the joke in #63. Can you help me out here?
LMAO!
LMAO! Ok, I’m liking you already.
You must have gone to a government school and flunked English.
The problem is I went to a government school and passed.
You missed the section on a Play On Words.
You were probably the lucky one in that you did not have to take Greek, Latin, French, and English which had no contribution to my success or failure in life to graduate.
OK—now that we’ve explored my failings, can you please explain #53?
LoL,
what do you mean? ... [snort]
Go see a specialist to have your hue setting properly adjusted.
Yippie request granted...
Crouching tiger, hidden beer
The Legend of the shadowless beer
The Forbidden beer
Curse of the Golden beer
The Dark beer
um, a psychologist could learn a lot from these lists.
I would think they would have more fun participating. With the political bent of the majority of psychologists, I don't think that is a valid concern.
Phew, that’s a relief. :)
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