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[Satire / Spoof / Bogus article] On Deck: Elimination of Mother's Day and Father's Day
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Posted on 05/08/2014 4:22:35 PM PDT by ReformationFan

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Satire today. Reality tomorrow?
1 posted on 05/08/2014 4:22:35 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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Only a matter of “when”, not “if.”


2 posted on 05/08/2014 4:24:45 PM PDT by dfwgator
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TO be replaced by a single holiday. "Dear Leader Day"


3 posted on 05/08/2014 4:25:02 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: ReformationFan

bkmk


4 posted on 05/08/2014 4:27:00 PM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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How about getting rid of all "days", "months", etc.

It's all a bunch of crap ginned up by Hallmark and retailers to enhance sales.

5 posted on 05/08/2014 4:29:31 PM PDT by Mogger (Independence, better fuel economy and performance with American made synthetic oil.)
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Just wait until Hallmark starts selling these cards...

6 posted on 05/08/2014 4:30:43 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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a heartwarming though if ever there was one.

Staging such an event will be dautning but oh se worthwhile

in front a sea of infants ...all waving their Obama Flags..

next several hundred rows the shorter preteen children..

Im tearing up here...


7 posted on 05/08/2014 4:32:12 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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Yes. And music. Darling little ones singing his praises.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtGrp5MbzAI


8 posted on 05/08/2014 4:36:06 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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Oh My Oh My a Bright New Day...in someones pickled mind.

that is child abuse


9 posted on 05/08/2014 4:38:14 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
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To: ReformationFan

For the homosexual men, they could replace Mother’s Day with Butt Humping Freak day.


10 posted on 05/08/2014 4:41:09 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
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It’s time for these people to have their own country & for normal, traditionalist folks to have theirs. I think it’s called “irreconcilable differences”.


11 posted on 05/08/2014 4:43:41 PM PDT by KGeorge (Till we're together again, Gypsy girl. May 28, 1998- June 3, 2013)
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Maybe they should also move Labor Day from September back to May 1.


12 posted on 05/08/2014 4:51:22 PM PDT by teacherwoes (Alethephobia-fear of hearing the truth)
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“Children exist to validate their parents, after all.”

LOL!

Great article. The satire bites hard, hurts and doesn’t let go. I like it.

If Mother’s Day and Father’s Day are combined into one Parent’s Day, imagine how that will hurt the retail industry. Buying one gift instead of two.


13 posted on 05/08/2014 5:09:39 PM PDT by upchuck (Support ABLE, the Anybody But Lindsey Effort. Yes, we are the ABLE!!)
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Happy Whateverthehellyouare Day!


14 posted on 05/08/2014 5:43:10 PM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more.)
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OR.. Happy Pitcher Day and Happy Catchers Day


15 posted on 05/08/2014 5:45:08 PM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more.)
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Happy on Top or on Bottom Day?


16 posted on 05/08/2014 5:46:32 PM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more.)
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Happy Snap on or Snap off Day?


17 posted on 05/08/2014 5:47:59 PM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more.)
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I’m excited for our next national holiday, August 4th.
Baraq Hussein Obama birthday / End of Ramadan celebration


18 posted on 05/08/2014 5:49:08 PM PDT by nascarnation (Toxic Baraq Syndrome: hopefully infecting a Dem candidate near you)
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Happy petri dish or turkey baster Day?


19 posted on 05/08/2014 5:49:09 PM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more.)
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Given that the proper culmination of enlightened social and political thought is that the State is everyone's parent, why not a Happy Commissar's Day? Hymns sung to Dear Leader. Public executions of reactionary intransigents. Prizes for the best denunciation. Chocolate rations increased from 35 grams to 25!

All praise Dear Leader!

20 posted on 05/08/2014 5:55:22 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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