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Posted on 05/08/2014 4:22:35 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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Satire today. Reality tomorrow?
To: ReformationFan
Only a matter of “when”, not “if.”
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posted on
05/08/2014 4:24:45 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: ReformationFan
TO be replaced by a single holiday. "Dear Leader Day"
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posted on
05/08/2014 4:25:02 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: ReformationFan
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posted on
05/08/2014 4:27:00 PM PDT
by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: BenLurkin
How about getting rid of all "days", "months", etc.
It's all a bunch of crap ginned up by Hallmark and retailers to enhance sales.
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posted on
05/08/2014 4:29:31 PM PDT
by
Mogger
(Independence, better fuel economy and performance with American made synthetic oil.)
To: Mogger
Just wait until Hallmark starts selling these cards...
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posted on
05/08/2014 4:30:43 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: BenLurkin
a heartwarming though if ever there was one.
Staging such an event will be dautning but oh se worthwhile
in front a sea of infants ...all waving their Obama Flags..
next several hundred rows the shorter preteen children..
Im tearing up here...
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posted on
05/08/2014 4:32:12 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
05/08/2014 4:36:06 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: BenLurkin
Oh My Oh My a Bright New Day...in someones pickled mind.
that is child abuse
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posted on
05/08/2014 4:38:14 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: ReformationFan
For the homosexual men, they could replace Mother’s Day with Butt Humping Freak day.
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posted on
05/08/2014 4:41:09 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
To: ReformationFan
It’s time for these people to have their own country & for normal, traditionalist folks to have theirs. I think it’s called “irreconcilable differences”.
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posted on
05/08/2014 4:43:41 PM PDT
by
KGeorge
(Till we're together again, Gypsy girl. May 28, 1998- June 3, 2013)
To: ReformationFan
Maybe they should also move Labor Day from September back to May 1.
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posted on
05/08/2014 4:51:22 PM PDT
by
teacherwoes
(Alethephobia-fear of hearing the truth)
To: ReformationFan
“Children exist to validate their parents, after all.”
LOL!
Great article. The satire bites hard, hurts and doesn’t let go. I like it.
If Mother’s Day and Father’s Day are combined into one Parent’s Day, imagine how that will hurt the retail industry. Buying one gift instead of two.
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posted on
05/08/2014 5:09:39 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(Support ABLE, the Anybody But Lindsey Effort. Yes, we are the ABLE!!)
To: ReformationFan
Happy Whateverthehellyouare Day!
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posted on
05/08/2014 5:43:10 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more.)
To: ReformationFan
OR.. Happy Pitcher Day and Happy Catchers Day
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posted on
05/08/2014 5:45:08 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more.)
To: ReformationFan
Happy on Top or on Bottom Day?
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posted on
05/08/2014 5:46:32 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more.)
To: ReformationFan
Happy Snap on or Snap off Day?
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posted on
05/08/2014 5:47:59 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more.)
To: ReformationFan
I’m excited for our next national holiday, August 4th.
Baraq Hussein Obama birthday / End of Ramadan celebration
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posted on
05/08/2014 5:49:08 PM PDT
by
nascarnation
(Toxic Baraq Syndrome: hopefully infecting a Dem candidate near you)
To: ReformationFan
Happy petri dish or turkey baster Day?
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posted on
05/08/2014 5:49:09 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more.)
To: ReformationFan
Given that the proper culmination of enlightened social and political thought is that the State is everyone's parent, why not a Happy Commissar's Day? Hymns sung to Dear Leader. Public executions of reactionary intransigents. Prizes for the best denunciation. Chocolate rations increased from 35 grams to 25!
All praise Dear Leader!
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