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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/09/2014 6:04:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen

Well, that is quite a list. My cousin probably has the D-Dang size. We have to friends who had the G model. Both had severe back problems before the reductions.


81 posted on 05/09/2014 10:39:20 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Alternate answers to the above question:

Bob Dylan - How many roads must a chicken cross, before he’s considered a man?

Star Trek - I am Locluckus of Borg. We wish to get to the other side. The road will be crossed. Resistance is futile.

Colonel Sanders - You mean I missed one?

Hunter S. Thompson - We were halfway across the road when the drugs began to take hold...


82 posted on 05/09/2014 10:49:17 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

83 posted on 05/09/2014 10:52:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Why did Obama cross the road?

To take from the other side.


84 posted on 05/09/2014 10:53:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

85 posted on 05/09/2014 10:55:25 AM PDT by relentlessly
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To: Lucky9teen

Stuff like this is why FR needs a like button.


86 posted on 05/09/2014 11:01:02 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: a fool in paradise

That’s like what Rodney Dangerfield said:

“If you want to look thin....You hang out with fat people!”


87 posted on 05/09/2014 11:03:52 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
Well, that is quite a list. My cousin probably has the D-Dang size.

Thanks for keeping us abreast of your cousin's condition ;-)

88 posted on 05/09/2014 11:05:15 AM PDT by llevrok
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89 posted on 05/09/2014 11:10:09 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AngelesCrestHighway; AngryCapitalist; AppyPappy; ...
It's caption time...


90 posted on 05/09/2014 11:16:15 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

Post no bills? Or is that, your ad could be here?


91 posted on 05/09/2014 11:28:58 AM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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92 posted on 05/09/2014 11:52:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

We don’t care you have no job...
With our rhetoric full of blave...
We don’t care if you sob...
With our closet full of Burma Shave!
(That you paid for)


93 posted on 05/09/2014 11:55:34 AM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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94 posted on 05/09/2014 12:09:36 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: TheOldLady

Pain? Confusion certainly.

Not a fan of the 3 Stooges were you...


95 posted on 05/09/2014 12:12:29 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Tri nornar eg bir. Binde til rota...)
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To: Lucky9teen

96 posted on 05/09/2014 12:16:43 PM PDT by mikrofon (TGITWE Bump)
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To: Lucky9teen

MOOOOOOOOOOOO.


97 posted on 05/09/2014 12:21:23 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I miss you, dad.)
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To: TheOldLady

I had to go see it to evaluate, and you’re wrong. I laughed.


98 posted on 05/09/2014 12:25:54 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I miss you, dad.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

It wasn’t CG, it wasn’t a movie, and it wasn’t fake. That cat may be crippled and in agony or dead, and yet you laughed. Keep on laughing if it pleases you so much to see an animal hurt.

You’re certainly a fine man, aren’t you.


99 posted on 05/09/2014 12:29:27 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

There is zero indication the cat was hurt. Duh.

It’s clear you’re not a nice person, and you’re willing to be mean and nasty to others based on crappy assumptions.

Be gone, troll.


100 posted on 05/09/2014 12:32:24 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I miss you, dad.)
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