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South Carolina police searching for man who used fudge bar to attack ice cream truck driver
fox ^
| 5-22-14
| AP
Posted on 05/23/2014 4:32:48 AM PDT by TurboZamboni
ROCK HILL, S.C. – Authorities in South Carolina say a man who was not in good humor smacked an ice-cream truck driver with a fudge bar in a dispute over correct change after his daughter bought the frozen confection.
The ice cream vendor told Rock Hill, South Carolina, police the man accused her of not giving his daughter correct change after a purchase. That's when the fudge bar was allegedly employed as a weapon.
Police officers who responded to the call Wednesday reported they saw a red mark on the driver's arm.
The driver gave officers a description of the man and the white truck he used for a getaway vehicle. The police report did not say whether he took the fudge bar with him.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fudge; fudgeitall; hugh; icecream; ohfudge; series
I guess all his flavors are not guaranteed to satisfy.
To: TurboZamboni
I can see it now,
“I’m gay. Don’t make me pack this.”
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posted on
05/23/2014 4:38:34 AM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: TurboZamboni
Packing fudge without a permit.
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posted on
05/23/2014 4:38:45 AM PDT
by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: TurboZamboni
I hope the fudge bar wasn’t...um...warm.
To: TurboZamboni
I’m sure the police are hot on the trail of this crime.
Drop the fudge bar — and freeze
To: TurboZamboni
Oh GREAT.
Now we are going to have to put up with Fudge Free Zones.
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:01:13 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: TurboZamboni
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:09:28 AM PDT
by
csvset
To: left that other site
Well, at least he didn't attack with a banana...
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:13:27 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: MrB
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:14:24 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: TurboZamboni
"Oh, fudge!"
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:17:02 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
To: TurboZamboni
Congress needs to pass a law, people with mental issues should not be allowed to buy fudge bars, or have someone else buy fudge bars for them.
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:28:54 AM PDT
by
PoloSec
( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
To: TurboZamboni
Was the fudge bar in the shape of a gun?
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:34:17 AM PDT
by
goldi
To: TurboZamboni
“No word on if the victim’s feelings were hurt........”
Is it just me? Or is this silly?
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:37:17 AM PDT
by
JParris
To: TurboZamboni
he ate the weapon.
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:59:59 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)
To: TurboZamboni
Imagine the good humor a sheriff’s office would have had 50 years ago upon hearing such a complaint.
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posted on
05/23/2014 6:31:22 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
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To: TurboZamboni
Assault with intent to fudge.
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posted on
05/23/2014 9:59:29 AM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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