Posted on 06/08/2014 7:05:12 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
Secretary of State John Kerry-Heinz today broke his silence on the Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl case.
SOS "Swift Boat" John stated that Sgt. Bergdahl had been on a secret mission with the CIA in Cambodia. Although it appeared that the Taliban had captured Sgt. Bergdahl it was all part of a ruse to cover Sgt. Bergdahl's absence while he was on a secret mission in Cambodia. To provide cover for his return, the CIA had convenience store employees flown in from Detroit to dress up and act as Taliban fighters for his return.
Swift Boat John said that they had not wanted to disclose the operation but the bad publicity forced him to come clean. Swift Boat John lectured the press that their skepticism had forced him to reveal this very secret and unconventional operation. Sgt Bergdahl had personally sacrificed greatly and had missed several Christmases in Cambodia do his duty.
In related news, Idaho Bob Bergdahl (aka Potato Head Bob) has been appointed as the head of the NASA Muslim Outreach Program in the US. Idaho Bob will be working closely with CAIR in making Islam a reality in every American's life. Idaho Bob will also serve as the official Taliban ambassador to the US.
One wonders how it is that Obama stupidly keeps stepping in piles of sh** and then all those around him need to go into clean-up mode.
vaudine
Kerry, nice try but this is complete BS and you know it.
Spin doctor on full spin cycle...
Good attempt at satire...lol
It takes a great American war hero to recognize another great American war hero?
It bothers me that most criticism of Kerry involves his bogus Vietnam service, and not the fact he was an out and out traitor who aided the enemy.
Obama and the Dems. expect their lies to be believed by the idiots who support them. And it works.
This idiot never ceases to amaze me. This is supposed to be a position that used to have some kind of intelligence. Seems that is no longer a qualification.
He may as well be the Minister of Silly Walks.
that makes a hell of a lot more sense than what really took place!!!
Kerry and his brother were involved in a $100 million hotel and dock building contract in South Vietnam shortly after the war. The communists pay well for treason.
I called it pretty close on June 4th...
Okay heres one scenario the administration could come up with...Bergdahl was embedded with the unit as an undercover CIA agent, who as part of his mission infiltrated the Taliban by posing as a deserter and acquired a wealth of information, that could only be transmitted by him in person, so the trade was the only way to get him out and retrieve that info, he is a Hero.
Due to the sensitivity of his Top Secret mission and for the safety of him and his family, everyone is hereby banned from discussing this issue further, anyone doing so will prosecuted for treason.
In such a scenario the democrats have the cover they need, and would praise Bergdahl and obama, the Rinos will be more than happy to suck it up.
4 posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2014 10:12:20 AM by PoloSec
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3163549/posts#4
Ed
Almost had me....
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