Posted on 06/18/2014 10:23:31 AM PDT by Red Badger
A northwest Georgia woman is accused of damaging and flooding a stranger’s home — while naked.
Around 6:40 p.m. Friday, a Calhoun-area homeowner reported she’d returned home to find her home vandalized and a naked woman inside, the Gordon County Sheriff’s Office said Tuesday. Deputies searched the Nelson Lake Road home, where they found the suspect hiding in a closet, Sheriff Mitch Ralston said.
The suspect, Suzanne Hussain, 34, lives about seven miles away and didn’t know the homeowner, Ralston said.
“Ms. Hussain was in fact nude, and was acting abnormally, but was taken into custody without further incident,” Ralston posted on the sheriff’s office website. “The house was extensively damaged, including having been flooded.”
Paramedics were called to scene to evaluate Hussain, who was then transported to Gordon Hospital, where she was treated and released, the Sheriff’s Office said. Upon release from the hospital, Hussain was arrested, charged with burglary and criminal damage to property and booked into the Gordon County jail, Ralston said.
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“...Ms. Hussain was in fact nude, and was acting abnormally,...”
Ok... does ANYONE else see anything wrong with that sentence????
“...What do you say to a naked lady?......”
“Yer Headlights are on”???
Well, the use of “nude” is inappropriate, given the southern locale. She was nude AND she was up to no good, therefore the proper adjective is “nekkid”.
Well yes! But I have never been to Georgia. ;)
Catherine Zeta-Jones used to do the same thing to me every time I left the house for a weekend fishing trip. I tried to tell her it was over but she wouldn’t take no for an answer. Finally had to get a restraining order and a couple of Rottweillers.
Or maybe I just dreamt that ... the part about the Rottweillers, that is.
Laz would hit it...probably.
‘She has “crazy eyes.’
Since her surname is ‘Hussain,’ I would like correct that.
‘She has “crazy, Muzzie eyes.”
Which is worse? The Muzzie or the crazy?
I finally relented and put in a floor drain.
Haha!! Nice!!
Just like a nude beach. The naked ones shouldn’t be there.
Imagine waking up and seeing that face glaring back...
Wow... damaged for life.
Worse... imagine waking up and seeing that laying next to ya... on yer arm...
"Bath salts are one helluvadrug"
'What's happening?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband.. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son says, "Mommy, Mommy, Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom, rushes past her husband, rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten bitch', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!
That would be quite the shock, especially because I’m a straight woman! :)
“Don’t look, Ethyl!”
All the best white trash meth-heads come from Georgia.
Or so I’ve heard.
Looks like too much purple bud for the lady!
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