"What's a matter with the keys I'm playing, Don't you know that their out of style"
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To: nickcarraway
Let me be the first to step up and say that I have NEVER killed any elephants or rhinos for ANY reason, and I have no intention of ever doing so. That should give him some comfort.
2 posted on
06/19/2014 11:38:39 AM PDT by
NEMDF
To: nickcarraway
Piano keys haven’t been made out of Ivory for many years and Rhino aren’t ivory.
3 posted on
06/19/2014 11:38:49 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin.)
To: nickcarraway
Can they use his teeth as substitutes for elephant ivory?
4 posted on
06/19/2014 11:39:01 AM PDT by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: nickcarraway
While we are at it, lets get Paul McCartney’s position on Ebony and Ivory.
Michael Jackson is unavailable to comment
5 posted on
06/19/2014 11:40:12 AM PDT by
rdcbn
To: nickcarraway
Agreed, the pianos can kill the elephants and rinos for themselves.
6 posted on
06/19/2014 11:40:52 AM PDT by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: nickcarraway
In support of a New York bill that aims to ban illegal ivory trade, If its illegal already, why are they banning it? Is this just some "feel good, look at me, I'm doing something" bill, or am I missing something here?
10 posted on
06/19/2014 11:42:26 AM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: nickcarraway
I admit I haven’t been putting enough effort into going out and shooting poachers.
12 posted on
06/19/2014 11:45:00 AM PDT by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: nickcarraway
Last time I saw Billy Joel, he was a fat drunk. Has anything changed?
14 posted on
06/19/2014 11:45:17 AM PDT by
Cowboy Bob
(They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
To: nickcarraway
Most of the old ivory keyboards were made from Hippo teeth.
15 posted on
06/19/2014 11:45:26 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
(Some people say that experts agree!!)
To: nickcarraway
He’s already made his money. He already has an assortment of pianos. Typical liberal.
18 posted on
06/19/2014 11:48:46 AM PDT by
albie
To: nickcarraway
No more “tickling the ivories. for you!” But, I bet he has a piano that was made before 1930.
To: nickcarraway
Does he really say “rhinos”? I won’t give Time a click. Rhino horns are not ivory and piano keys have never been made of them. Is the piano man that much of an idiot?
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
Agreed. There is no need to do it. None.
To: nickcarraway
And I realize that ivory piano keys are preferred by some pianists. does Bill Joel have pianist envy?
25 posted on
06/19/2014 11:53:52 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: nickcarraway
But you can’t use plastic either, because plastic is made from evil petroleum, which Algore says is causing Global Warming.
28 posted on
06/19/2014 12:10:57 PM PDT by
Bubba_Leroy
(The Obamanation Continues)
To: nickcarraway
Dear Billy,
Thank you for joining 1910's greatest environmental initiative.
However belated, your thoughtful recommendations have been forwarded to King Edward VII in Heaven and the House of Lords for immediate action. One wonders what tragic retro-cause concerning the abuse of animals you will next select. May I suggest you now turn to the cruel plight of pit ponies in Welsh mines?
On behalf of a grateful empire H.M. has asked me to tell you to Foxtrot Oscar, you stupid twit.
Ecologically yours,
Bertie Wooster
31 posted on
06/19/2014 12:34:31 PM PDT by
Kenny Bunk
(The GOP is dying. What do we do now?)
To: nickcarraway
Sirius satellite radio recently made its Channel 4 an all-Billy Joel channel. I wish they would go back to “40’s on 4,” which played music of the 1940’s.
To: nickcarraway
In support of a New York bill that aims to ban illegal ivory trade
The trading of ivory is already illegal..........does this mean he wants to ban its illegality?
38 posted on
06/19/2014 12:52:36 PM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(By now, everyone should know that you shoot a zombie in the head. Don't try to reason with them...)
To: nickcarraway
I always hated this guy. Now he proves he’s a misguided fool as well.
41 posted on
06/19/2014 1:01:14 PM PDT by
DickBrannigan
(When did logic become reversed, and right became wrong, and wrong became right?)
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