is there any actual cheese in it?
Not enough preservatives? Was it sabotage?
“What do you mean organic? Are you insane?”
Cheese? Real cheese doesn’t need preservatives.
The bad batch only has a shelf life of 50 years ...
Which was it, velveeta or cheese?
It’s not cheese, it’s flavored plastic.
An old girlfriend of mine had a dingbat friend. My GF cut off a piece of Velveeta and stuck it in her mouth and the dingbat said “Are you going to eat that raw?”
With a shelf life of centuries, that could be a lot of cheese recalled.
Not me, I make my Philly cheesesteaks with provolone, just like the Secretary of State.
(Yes, I’m just kidding.)
The word Velveeta and cheese don’t belong adjacent to each other.
That stuff is not cheese-it is processed “cheese product”-edible plastic posing as cheese-I don’t eat or serve processed food-the cub never wanted to spend the weekend with one of her school friends because the mother always fixed something for dinner with lots of what my kid came to refer to as industrial strength velveeta. I don’t even think it looks appetizing-maybe if I were in danger of starvation...
ping...
Worked for Kraft Foods in a cheese plant in Decatur, GA, over the summer of 1975. I worked the grave-robber sanitation crew shift and saw all the barrels containing cheese scraps reclaimed from all of the different cutting/packaging lines that were marked for Velveeta production stored in the chill storage room. So, yes, Velveeta contains cheese. Don’t know the formulation, so I wouldn’t hazard a guess on what percentage of the ingredients blend was actual cheese.
Didn’t The Who do a tune about Velveeta?
Now it all makes sense.................that FREE plastic Tupperware like storage thingy, remove the box & wrapper, put it in the plastic container, into the fridge, viola.....no expiration date, no codes..........................................................
How come they’re just figuring out now that they didn’t put enuf preservative in?
Velveeta isn’t cheese. Never was, never will be.
You can make a homemade macaroni and cheese with Andouie out of velveeta that will knock your socks off.
Well now, it’s not like Velveeta was doing something totally crazy like using wooden boards for cheese-making! Sheesh.