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30 Signs That You’re One of Those “Crazy Preppers”
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| 6/24/14
| Daisy Luther
Posted on 06/24/2014 6:42:03 PM PDT by Kartographer
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To: Kartographer
We have enough TP to last a lifetime for a man. Probably about six weeks with three women in the household.
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posted on
06/24/2014 7:59:54 PM PDT
by
Vermont Lt
(If you want to keep your dignity, you can keep it. Period........ Just kidding, you can't keep it.)
To: B4Ranch
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posted on
06/24/2014 8:08:25 PM PDT
by
killermosquito
(Buffalo, Detroit (and eventually France) is what you get when liberalism runs its course.)
To: Kartographer
23
posted on
06/24/2014 8:23:26 PM PDT
by
CPT Clay
(Follow me on Twitter @Clay N TX)
To: A Navy Vet
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posted on
06/24/2014 8:24:18 PM PDT
by
CPT Clay
(Follow me on Twitter @Clay N TX)
To: Kartographer
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posted on
06/24/2014 8:24:31 PM PDT
by
CPT Clay
(Follow me on Twitter @Clay N TX)
To: Kartographer
#41 - You can explain to your neighbor what the ‘Cloward Piven Strategy’ is ...
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posted on
06/24/2014 8:59:49 PM PDT
by
11th_VA
(Decriminalize Tax Evasion)
To: Kartographer
2 1/2. Real preppers use shelled corn cobs.
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posted on
06/24/2014 9:05:10 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: Kartographer
I don’t have topo maps of the area around my home. How embarrassing!
(But I will fix the problem...)
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posted on
06/24/2014 9:20:49 PM PDT
by
EternalHope
(Something wicked this way comes. Be ready.)
To: dynachrome; Kartographer
I need more toilet paper to qualify!Same here. Most others are covered very well.
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posted on
06/24/2014 9:42:55 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Kartographer
#42: Your first reaction upon being told that you need a hysterectomy is relief. That cuts out a third of the stuff you needed to stock up on!
(Actually, that was my first thought when the doc told me. I had been debating whether to get a mooncup or not. Problem solved!)
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posted on
06/24/2014 9:44:06 PM PDT
by
Ellendra
("Laws were most numerous when the Commonwealth was most corrupt." -Tacitus)
To: dynachrome
I used to laugh at my granny who had over 600 rolls of tp. Now, I wish I hadn’t eliminated those closets when I remodeled the old family home.
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posted on
06/24/2014 9:46:23 PM PDT
by
bgill
To: Dr. Sivana
Those old school backpacks can be repurposed for bug out bags for those who can’t carry those huge combat ready ones.
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posted on
06/24/2014 9:49:15 PM PDT
by
bgill
To: Kartographer
My bad.
I have some stuff that may be out of date though - red feather butter. I think it’s four years old and four or five cans have slight dents. I got em on special because of the dents. Some organic whole powered egg and organic jerky too. That has short shelf lives. I am a freak about shelf life.
And I’m a gitten low on TP.
I don’t hate on medical Dr.s either, but I do like herbals when appropriate and effective.
Really though - I can’t do without butter. I WILL stockpile butter. I live in fear of having no butter.
To: A Navy Vet
16 is wrong. Any crazy prepper would already be moved onto property that has fresh water source.
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posted on
06/24/2014 9:52:05 PM PDT
by
bgill
To: Vermont Lt
Three women? Let me guess when its time for tampons you buy the giant economy pack fro Costo the one you have to strap to the roof because it won’t fit inside the car. ;-)
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posted on
06/24/2014 9:52:27 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Kartographer
When house hunting you look for multiple heat and water sources. Currently house hunting. Oh yeah, guilty as charged.
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posted on
06/24/2014 10:53:06 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Kartographer
You could sink a ship with the weight of your stored ammo. That may explain all the boating accidents.
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posted on
06/25/2014 3:43:26 AM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: dynachrome
I was going to get rid of my 40+ years of accumulated paperback books and other books and magazines until I had an epiphany that they will serve quite nicely as TP if necessary.
To: DannyTN
OPSEC is Operational Security, BTW. ;-P
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posted on
06/25/2014 4:07:51 AM PDT
by
MortMan
("Homeland" may be a documentary.)
To: Kartographer; JRandomFreeper; Old Sarge
Or, for a major step up in prepping, you can become engaged to be married to an earth physicist/geologist who can also lift heavy objects, and move in his house which is a short walking distance from a lake. That’s what I just did.
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posted on
06/25/2014 8:09:49 AM PDT
by
Marcella
(Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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