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Yes, unicorn horns for cats are an actual thing you can buy. [Title shortened.]
Metro [UK] ^ | 1 Jul 2014 | Caroline Westbrook

Posted on 07/05/2014 12:28:22 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

So just what do you get for the cat who has everything? Well, how about one of these – an actual inflatable unicorn horn designed specifically for the feline in your life.

The item – yours for a mere £6.40 on Amazon – will not only look very fetching on your kitty but may also help you realise your dream of turning your pet into a mythical, magical creature.

Alternatively, it may just make them look like a cat with a large inflatable object strapped to their head. But nonetheless we are assured from the box that ‘cats love it’ (yup, the one in the above picture looks like he’s having a whale of a time).

Of course if you don’t want to splash out for the actual inflatable horn – especially given the obvious possibility for your cat to get a little over-enthusiastic and burst it – you could always try turning your cat into a unicorn via more unconventional methods.

For starters, we have this gorgeous ginger kitty modelling this ambitious effort:

(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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To: Salamander

It was obvious, but I got there first.


21 posted on 07/05/2014 1:32:35 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: clearcarbon

Worked, dinnit?


22 posted on 07/05/2014 1:32:52 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ansel12; Slings and Arrows

They were hunted to extinction on account of tasting good.


23 posted on 07/05/2014 1:44:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!


24 posted on 07/05/2014 1:45:27 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

I have heard that the meat essence of a unicorn was irresistible to the right winger hunters, but to extinction?

The horror.

I can still dream of a future of unicorns running between the windmills of my dreams and dodging the carcasses of bald eagles as they deliver rainbows and enlightenment.


25 posted on 07/05/2014 1:54:21 AM PDT by ansel12 (LEGAL immigrants, 30 million 1980-2012, continues to remake the nation's electorate for democrats)
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To: ansel12

I’m sorry, it’s just..the delicious aroma of fresh BBQ unicorn..we just couldn’t stop eating them!


26 posted on 07/05/2014 1:56:37 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

That is sick, sick, sick!!!.........but I will admit that I have never had them fresh, only frozen.

Is there really a lot of difference?


27 posted on 07/05/2014 2:02:27 AM PDT by ansel12 (LEGAL immigrants, 30 million 1980-2012, continues to remake the nation's electorate for democrats)
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Someone here on FR who knows how should send this to Greg Gutfeld at Fox News. He will manage to turn it into something funny on either The Five or Red Eye. He has long been a unicorn fan and always makes fun of his buddy Andy Levy, who has lots of cats.

I searched for a way to send it to him, but all I could get was FBook and Twitter. I don’t do either one.


28 posted on 07/05/2014 2:07:32 AM PDT by octex
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To: ansel12

Yes.
It is usually juicier and more tender.


29 posted on 07/05/2014 2:09:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: ansel12

Annnd now I’m hungry again.


30 posted on 07/05/2014 2:11:25 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

You’ve seen her before?


31 posted on 07/05/2014 2:25:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Accidentally called yog-sothoth when I did!


32 posted on 07/05/2014 2:27:28 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: octex

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/red-eye/email


33 posted on 07/05/2014 2:27:51 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Darksheare

They’re probably old drinking buddies.


34 posted on 07/05/2014 2:28:53 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Spin the bottle with Ephriam Waite”


35 posted on 07/05/2014 2:30:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

That would explain the Dunwich Horror.


36 posted on 07/05/2014 2:32:55 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

And other things. Innsmouth.


37 posted on 07/05/2014 3:10:08 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

They also make an evil unicorn horn in black.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1554/

I think it’s funnier,


38 posted on 07/05/2014 3:31:27 AM PDT by Gefn (More cowbell)
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To: Fresh Wind
I’ve never known a cat that would put up with having that thing on their head. Dogs, on the other hand...

"End my misery."

39 posted on 07/05/2014 3:40:53 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Gefn

40 posted on 07/05/2014 3:41:20 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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