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Full title: Yes, unicorn horns for cats are an actual thing you can buy. Or you can just make your own instead

The cats look so thrilled.

BONUS STORY: Artists depicts cats dressed as their owners and the results are slightly terrifying

1 posted on 07/05/2014 12:28:22 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on 07/05/2014 12:29:08 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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One thing about the cats at the link, they all look so incredibly happy about their unicorn horn.

Where is that sarcasm thingy?


5 posted on 07/05/2014 12:36:00 AM PDT by ansel12 (LEGAL immigrants, 30 million 1980-2012, continues to remake the nation's electorate for democrats)
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I’ve never known a cat that would put up with having that thing on their head.

Dogs, on the other hand...


12 posted on 07/05/2014 1:06:31 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Horny pets are a nuisance.


13 posted on 07/05/2014 1:10:35 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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Someone here on FR who knows how should send this to Greg Gutfeld at Fox News. He will manage to turn it into something funny on either The Five or Red Eye. He has long been a unicorn fan and always makes fun of his buddy Andy Levy, who has lots of cats.

I searched for a way to send it to him, but all I could get was FBook and Twitter. I don’t do either one.


28 posted on 07/05/2014 2:07:32 AM PDT by octex
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They also make an evil unicorn horn in black.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1554/

I think it’s funnier,


38 posted on 07/05/2014 3:31:27 AM PDT by Gefn (More cowbell)
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"Cats love it!"

Well that settles it for me, I'm getting one for my cat.......

43 posted on 07/05/2014 4:02:48 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (By now, everyone should know that you shoot a zombie in the head. Don't try to reason with them...)
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One time we broke the horn off a unicorn and put two cat ears on each side of his head. It was really funny and looked like a cat mule but with with blood all over his head and face. It looked like John Kerry if he hit his head on a cactus and had cat ears. Then it died.

Then, I put the horn on a sperm whale that washed up on our beach and it looked like Al Gore with a unicorn horn put on his head.


50 posted on 07/05/2014 4:34:31 AM PDT by tinyowl (A equals A)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Cats need something more........appropriate.


55 posted on 07/05/2014 5:54:46 AM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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Cats are not unicorns. Cats are small, furry serial killers. Unicorns are large, graceful animals who are the symbol for virtue and good oral hygiene. As for you unicorn eaters out there, 99.9% of what is sold as “unicorn meat” is actually aardvark. The other one tenth of a percent is Bigfoot.


57 posted on 07/05/2014 6:34:32 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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58 posted on 07/05/2014 6:35:20 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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AWESOME FACTOR: +11

59 posted on 07/05/2014 6:38:01 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Some of those kittehs look about ready for a “My Cat From Hell” type of eruption.

I, for one, would be completely in favor of that.


61 posted on 07/05/2014 7:23:32 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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65 posted on 07/05/2014 7:35:28 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yeah, they look thrilled, LOL.

I introduced AndyMan to some new neighbors at a July 4 gathering. Andy was sporting his new red color in honor of the occasion — looked stunning on his white ruff. Ignoring admiring looks, he sprinted for home, very much less than thrilled. What a guy.


73 posted on 07/05/2014 9:56:18 AM PDT by Veto! (OpInions freely dispensed as advice)
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Ha! My daughter said she wants one of these for our cat. I laughed and told her we need devil horns for it not a uni.


78 posted on 07/06/2014 2:36:04 PM PDT by tutstar
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