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Posted on 07/06/2014 3:51:07 PM PDT by nickcarraway
It’s all wrong from the word go.
Princess Leia lying awkwardly on the floor like a drunk belly dancer, dirty clothes and manky old wigs.
Those visiting the Stars Wars exhibition in Wolfsburg, Germany, would have been forgiven for mistaking it for the set of a budget porn film.
The force was definitely not strong in this awful display of creepy mannequins, terrible lighting and all-round lameness.
Take Chewie for example – obviously just a wig glued to a doll head.
It’s Miley Cyrus at her 55th Birthday Party. She can’t twerk in that skirt w/o it sliding to the floor (again).
Second one down looks like Cousin It with a Pompadour.
Oh good Lord, that’s horribly hilarious! I hope it was free for the attendees. Read the article source and damn near spat water all over my laptop when I read the author’s comment that the “Ewok” looked as though it had been woven from pubic hair! Best laugh all day! I’m laughing again and my face hurts...
They need entertainment.
Best fifty bucks I've spent.
did this display come from upper mongolia? or from a pre-school day care?
Is that Hillary?
Whats the stuffed thing on the dirtbike? I`ve seen better garage sales. Shameful...had to be a joke
Quick! Hand me the eye bleach, please! Yuck!!!
Looks like a discarded clothing mannequin found behind a dumpster in an alley. Who would pay money to see this drek? The rest of the exhibit looks like 5th graders went dumpster-diving to acquire the materials to approximate Star Wars characters. Whoever put this together should commit hari-kiri or something out of shame.
Ain't that the truth. The cheesiest.
That’s what I thought!
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