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Uxbridge [MA] police warn against pooping onto passing trains
WCVB - Boston ^
| Jul 11, 2014
Posted on 07/13/2014 1:17:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Looks like a nice enough location (pre-pooper, at least).
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posted on
07/13/2014 6:47:10 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: bgill; Slings and Arrows
I wonder if this has anything to do with the illegal invaders that have been snuck into MA?!
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posted on
07/13/2014 6:49:18 AM PDT
by
Shimmer1
(If chocolate fudge cake could sing, it would sound like Barry White.)
To: Wolfie
Pardon me, boy
Is that the Uxbridge choo choo?
Track twenty-nine
Boy, you smell like swine
I can afford
To board the Uxbridge choo choo
I’ve got no fare
But some doody to spare
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posted on
07/13/2014 7:05:11 AM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
To: TurboZamboni
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posted on
07/13/2014 7:15:22 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
("A nation, despicable by it"s weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Thanks for the link... been down that road many times. Now there will be a “local attraction” to check out in a few weeks during my visit. /s
To: Daffynition
For the life of me I can't figure out what's racist about an outhouse. I've seen many a white person going to or from the privy. I can't recall ever seeing a black person do so. I'm sure they have to just like white folk. How is an outhouse racist?
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posted on
07/13/2014 7:25:17 AM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Wow. What a gorgeous place to take a dump!
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posted on
07/13/2014 7:27:42 AM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/13/2014 8:16:47 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Slings and Arrows
Old joke about two passengers on a train. One asks if he can have the aisle seat, as he has diarrhea. The other says no problem, as he is constipated.
After a while, the constipated man says he thinks his problem is working itself out, so he needs to go to the toilet, and excuses himself. But just before he gets there, the man with diarrhea darts past him and grabs the handle, but to no avail, as the door is locked.
“What do we do? What do we do?”, he says, frantically. The constipated man points at a couple of windows in the back. So the two drop their pants and stick their rear ends out the windows.
Right then, the train was passing through a small town, past a couple of hobos resting near the tracks. “Say,” says one hobo to the other, “I think I recognize one of them fellers on that train.”
“Which one,” said the other, “the one smokin’ a ceegar, or the one chewin’ tabaccy?”
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posted on
07/13/2014 9:15:09 AM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
To: Slings and Arrows
I just read the article and the police chief said the trains could be carrying hazardous material...
If the trains wasn't carrying hazard material, it would be ...
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posted on
07/13/2014 9:31:26 AM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
To: bgill
> You have to be the lowest of low lifes for this to be your crowning glory.
Makes the “Hold Muh Beer” crowd look urbane, at that.
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posted on
07/13/2014 9:53:28 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: fso301
Crapping on trains. A slow day in a poor white town.
To: Slings and Arrows
This seems to be a problem there and in the EPA building
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posted on
07/13/2014 10:29:36 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: GeronL
Apparently liberalism causes loss of bowel control.
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posted on
07/13/2014 11:10:32 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ExCTCitizen
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posted on
07/13/2014 11:12:17 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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