[cotton1706]

Is Veronica pregnant with Mr. Weatherbee’s baby??

[PGR88]

Please tell me Archie’s dead.

[svcw]

Liberals destroy everything they touch.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

He’s far more likely to get shot on a visit to Rahm Emanuel.

[Norm Lenhart]

Homosexuals: Destroying America’s heritige one step at a time.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Were they trying to make it look like Sirhan Sirhan and RFK?

[Tzimisce]

You made Archie a household name America.

Geez do they hate you. :)

[I want the USA back]

Just another way of convincing our children that gay is normal.

[PhiloBedo]

[agere_contra]

I’m surprised they didn’t show Kendall Jones shooting him and posing above his body.

[muir_redwoods]

I can’t think of anything smart that was ever said that included the word “impactful”.

[moovova]

This issue will surely send the anti-gunners right over the edge.

The death of Archie will lead to gun confiscation.

[Captain Peter Blood]

Well what about if Archie had open or concealed carry and could have just shot the perp dead?
It's always about more control and the guess what the perp would still have a gun.
Too one sided and glad I no longer read Archie Comics.

[Yo-Yo]

Where was Veronica’s security detachment? We know that 1%-ers always have their armed guards nearby.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Their circulation must be in the hundreds these days.

[rdcbn]

If that’s all they can come up with for a story line, Archie should have been cancelled years ago

[PUGACHEV]

The comments at the end of the article are hilarious. One suggests that it could have been better if Archie were shot while wearing a PETA Shirt. Another thought that Veronica could be stabbed by an anti-abortion protester, and her last wish before dying would be that everyone would vote for Hillary so this could never happen to another girl.

[ozzymandus]

Wow, this is not the Archie of my childhood.

[SampleMan]

You really can’t make this stuff up. The Left has become impossible to parody, as they are always more unbelievable in reality than anything we can dream up.

Is anyone still buying this crap? What kind of teenager worth their salt would want to read this sort of drivel?

I didn’t read many comics as a kid, but I do remember one where a U.S. GI charged a German Tiger tank and threw a grenade down the muzzle, like a baseball pitch, from 50 ft away. Now that was something worth reading.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

And, the next thing you know, ol’ Jed’s a millionaire!!